1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

568

Just randomly paint the walls in like 100 different colours.

569

Hire a comedy team to pose as the workers.

Take a rifle in the store and shoot random targets.

571: Dart around the store humming the Mission Impossible theme with your shirt off.

572: Kick a marble at a row, and watch it tumble down on the manager. Shout "AHHHHHHHH" repetitively then say "Oops".

573: Redress yourself to wear opposite gender clothes, put your other clothes on the hook, and when they look, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" Twice.

574: Redress yourself to wear opposite gender clothes, sprint to the person you're impersonating and say "HEY SIS"!

575: Kick the manager until he lands on an open box of pins.

576

Dress as the My Little Ponies for joke purposes.

577

Poke eyes and a troll face mask and wreck havoc!

578

Get in those powered carts and race them around wal-mart.
579

Go to the section with hygiene, and sex stuff grab a box of condoms and throw them all over their merchandise. That would be hilarious to see someone doing that. I think that would make "news".

580: Do Awesome Face to annoy the manager.
581: Do Awesome Face to annoy a customer.

582

Claim to be a vampire and bite people.

583...

Organize a illegal Walmart race

584

Say hello to the manger in Spongebob's voice.

585

Say "Abra Kadabra" and throw a basketball and then say "Go Alakazam!"

586

Do a wrestling match against the manager and win.

587

Throw your handbag into the manager's face.

588

Make jokes with Julian Assange.

589
Go to the video game aisle and get a long chair and sit at the game system and play for hours while little kids cry cuz your hogging it.

590...

Eat the videogames like a snorlax

591

Use a toy water gun on the manager.

592

Jump around the store knocking everything and everybody over.

593

Call the manager Gary Oak.

594

Clog up the toilet and inform the manager about it.

595
Throw the canned sodas on the ground and watch them explode and make a huge puddle.

596...

make a Lambo crash in the entrance

^ Have fun in prison paying fines hehe

596.. What made Shadow crash into the entrance was he was going too fast and realized Wal-Mart is at this turn and drifted too soon. Wait Lambo's can't drift.....

597.
Walk around the store with a bong and smoke out of it.

598...

Put ShinyUmbreon into the freezer of Walmart and lock him up ;P

599

Ride your bike in the mart running people over.

Oh and Shadow, isn't that flaming to Umbreon Fans?

^ no me and Shadow play on PSN together and everything so were good.

600
Go to the soda spot and grab one and start drinking it and do it about 20 more times while your littering in their store.