My thing beats yours.

Alright, I've decided to make a fourm game, and here is how it goes. I don't know if there's a thread already like this, but here goes.
One poster posts a thing that beats the above posters thing, and so on. The thing you put can be a Pokemon thing or non-Pokemon thing.
Example:
Poster 1: Water
Poster 2:The sun evaporates your water!
Poster 3:A black hole slallows the sun!
So, go ahead, I'll go first.
A tree.

Fire engulfs your luscious tree.

Obsidian removes the glowing fire.

you could've just said water,dammit

paper covers your precious Obsidian!! like in paper scissors rock game lol

Pacman chomps paper! Haha!

Pacman gets shot by a sniper.

Chuck Norris eats your sniper!!!

Giant booby traps kills Chuck Norris.

A newborn baby destroys it by extreme suction!!!

Aging kills the baby which has turned into an old man.

What can beat God? nothing.

My somethingness beats your wretched nothingness

This black hole I created with my God-like powers sucks your somethingness.

Nowhere beats your black hole, because in Nowhere time & space don't exist ;)

Apples beat nowhere, because they make that nowhere a place filled with lots and lots of apples.

Molds grow on apples, and therefore cannot be eaten.