Yo. My name is Ireland. And I really like Ireland, because it's so...Irish? Anyway, my name is Ireland. My dream is to become first Pokemon champion from Ireland...most of them are from Japan, -.-'
Irish Rule #1 - Irish people decide what day is today, not day decides what Irish people are today. Remmember that!
Anyway, I've decided to visit local freak, profesor Elm. He'll give me one Pokemon (he gives it to me every game). I'm really a patriotic guy from Ireland, my mom is from Ireland, my PC is from Ireland, even my name is Ireland. Saint Patrick is very important for Ireland. Ireland :D I've picked this one green Pokemon, Chikorita?...:( I think
Eamon de Valera will be more...irish?
I got my Eamon, time to start my fantastic adventure! Yeah! First person who I met was a guy (guy? Hmmm...I'm not really sure). He(She?) wanted to kick my butt anyway...he(she?) is from England...I'm sure h...it is from England.
Irish Rule #2 - if someone wants to kick your butt, and you are from Ireland, this guy is from England for sure.
Remmember that!
I've launched first epic training plan for Eamon. We wanted to reach level 12 and then visit Mr.Pokemon's place. With Razor Leaf since lv.8, Eamon easy managed to finish the training - he'll be my only pokemon for long time, so we need to train often - until I catch another green pokemon.
I've met Mr.Pokemon and his friend...I can't remmember name...Leaf?...Wood?...Oekaki?...nevermind. But this sounds kinda english...boooo...anyway, Mr.Pokemon told me about egg, to be honest - I'll not care about it if it's not green egg. When I was coming back to New Bark, I've met this guy once again! This red hair something! He had a blue pokemon...isn't he from Scotland?
Finally not - when I've beat him, he said "I'm England" - I knew it! He is moron anyway. Policeman in New Bark asked me about his named - "Yeah, he is England for sure!" - I said - "He looks like England, talks like England, smells like England, lose like England...he is!". I knew it from beginning, yeah. Ireland 1:0 England.
Mr.Elm told me to say goodbye to my mom.
Irish Rule #3 - only guy from England will say goodbye to his mom. Guy from Ireland will win the Pokemon League first, then say goodbye, then will win it again, then say hello.
Remmember that!
And at the end, Eamon de Valera:
The End ;)