Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted but it dies, because instead of pouring water on it, you pour poison on it.
I wish I had a kitten who loved meh! Kaa!

Granted, but it was an exceptionally large tiger kitten... *Shred*

I wish I could divide by zero.

Granted. The universe is still destroyed though.

I wish I knew where on earth that shining figure is to cut them into meat buns.

Granted, but the meat buns return to life and kill you *Gives you strange stare*.

I wish to be Hitler!

Granted but you kill yourself, as normal.
I wish I had a twin sister.

Granted, but she's an evil one that killed you.

I wish that you had a puppy.

Granted, but it hates me and comes to kill you the person who sent him to me. He bites your head off.
I wish that I could fly!

Granted. You can buy yourself a ticket for an airplane.

I wish that snowmen could survive nuclear war.

Granted but there's a sudden heatwave afterwards and they all melt.
I wish that I could find my other shoe.

Granted. You found it inside the dirtiest dumpster in town just because you made that wish.

I wish that gorillas were made of liquid nitrogen.

Granted, but they come to get you and you freeze to death, you die as an ice-cream.
I wish chocolate filled baths were available.

Granted, but when people get into the tub they start melting and merge with the chocolate for the next person to merge with them.
I wish this forum had things that are more funny. (Ha, that's impossible because it's too funny already).

Possible.
Granted, but it's so funny you die laughing. :P
I wish that I had a a big plate of bacon. :D

Granted, but it was poisoned before and you died :badsmile:.

I wish I'm a better spriter :).

Granted But every time you go to ask someone to sprite for them the find someone better than you to do it for them

I Wish that Global Warming was just a joke that someone put on their MySpace page

Granted, but you and the whole word fall for it.
I wish that I didn't lose things so often.

Granted, but you now lose everything in one go, too bad.
I wish that my brain didn't exist so that the upcoming zombie apocalypse wouldn't have any effect on me.

Granted. However, your brain is needed for basic bodily functions such as breathing, so I think you should know where I'm going with this.

I wish for tiny cups filled with jello.

Granted, but I come over and eat them before you get to see them.
I wish I was dead.

Granted, but you go to the next life where you are tortured for all eternity. Oh goody!

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted. (Believe it or not, i know how to corrupt this wish)