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bleugh they aren't sexy elves! Nor very skillful with a bow and knives. I like those elves.

Waitwaitwaitwait. Sexy elves? What fairy tales have YOU been reading?

They're fantasy elves! Not fairy tale ones ... like LOTR and D&D and the whole shebang.

Bloodex said:

Waitwaitwaitwait. Sexy elves? What fairy tales have YOU been reading?

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Tales found only in D&D 3.5 Dungeon Master's Guide.

And don't even get me started on The Quintessential Temptress.

Today I learned, there is nothing wrong with a sexy elf! Of course, I knew that anyway. :D

All of a sudden, I'm tempted to mention RL. Cause ya know. He's small. And sexy. Supposedly.

banned

Bloodex said:

All of a sudden, I'm tempted to mention RL. Cause ya know. He's small. And sexy. Supposedly.

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...all of a sudden I load this thread for the first time in ages wtf. ಠ_ಠ

edit: also yes you suppose correctly. I suppose.

He isn't an elf, he's a dwarf! And there he be!

I thought the general consensus was that I was a leprechaun. ):

Also what's the difference between an elf and a dwarf? I know someone's gonna read this like "omfg u idiot olololol" but I genuinely don't get what the difference is.

Razor Leaf said:

I thought the general consensus was that I was a leprechaun. ):

Also what's the difference between an elf and a dwarf? I know someone's gonna read this like "omfg u idiot olololol" but I genuinely don't get what the difference is.

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http://bit.ly/16y8EYG This is for you, RL. I think it'll help you in your search for answers.

You want to be one a lot more than the other. Unless you're in some really freaky stuff, in which case I cannot make a decision for you :( Srs tho, elfs gots the sex appeals!

...I guess I'll just not be a dwarf then, haha. Because I can do that. I'm not too short. Totally not.

Mac said:

http://bit.ly/16y8EYG This is for you, RL. I think it'll help you in your search for answers.

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I wish I was as good at promoting conversation as you are.

I've yet to see any sexy dwarves.

CarcharOdin said:

I've yet to see any sexy dwarves.

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idk tom cruise was pretty hot in top gun

Sexy elves. . . . That's a fairy tale I wanna live in!

Sexy dwarves? Nope. Not gonna happen. Not-Uh. Never. Sorry, dwarves.

Sexy elves during Christmas. Let me just leave you with that.

Also, whenever I think of dwarfs, I just think of the dudes from Snow White.

@ Bloodex:

@ CarcharOdin: Hey, you never know.

@ Harlequin: Is Tom Cruise short or something?

But being a dark lord has to be really cool, too. It's gotta be awesome showing up at the club with a fell beast or a balrog. Except for the fact it might be a parking violation.

P.S. : It's PG-13, totally cool the moral is totally not encouraging drinking to excess eh?

Razor Leaf said:

...I guess I'll just not be a dwarf then, haha. Because I can do that. I'm not too short. Totally not.



I wish I was as good at promoting conversation as you are.

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*note the sarcasm.

I'm horrible at promoting conversation ;-; I know, I know! :(

domovoi should donate to locks of love or something.










do they take body hair for wigs?

Oh, Dipu? You mean something like this?



@Droomph:
I don't even want to know.