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Simply put, this is my attempt at writing a completely original story, with no outside influences present to ruin it. I've combined my extended vocabulary that I've stolen from Google and Microsoft Word's synonym function, two possibly unheard-of ideas that I figured would fit together somehow, and my deep vault of shameful insults to make what I hope will be a humorous, but touching, story. If I'm lucky, this won't be an incredibly long story, but considering how much I love to type, you never know.
Some profanity (only for flavor and to create more realistic situations)
Mentions of sexual activity
Really bad humor
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This is too much. I mean, way too much. Responsibility for someone my age is a bad investment, and frankly, it’s a total waste of my time. And yet, here I was, a damp application in hand, walking up to the checkout counter as sweat began to trickle down my face and arms. The green house section was sweltering with the heat from the summer day, which failed to improve my mood, at all. Nonetheless, I still spoke the dreaded eight words that every teenager hates to say.
at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions