Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

MarstheCar · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but you gain a power to read evil cereal boxes minds.
I wish I could be heartless and live for the rest of my life.

Hetalia Canadia · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but no one wants to be your friend.

I wish my parents would stop being obsessed with Facebook.

Comrade Nikita Ivanova · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, now they're obsessed with Myspace.

I wish I wore comfortable shoes when I went Black Friday shopping.

MarstheCar · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but you kept slipping and stepped on.
I wish I could sing Beautifully.

Comrade Nikita Ivanova · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but some guy punches you in the neck, which causes your voice to sound horrible after.

I wish you could still find maps of the USSR in normal stores.

MarstheCar · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but they change to Germany after buying.
I wish I could run fast.

Comrade Nikita Ivanova · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but everyone else can run faster.

I wish I owned Lenin's hat.

MarstheCar · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but a ghost elephant takes it away.
I wish I had a ghost egg.

Comrade Nikita Ivanova · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but it's invisible, therefore you lose it.

I wish I had a moustache- a real one, not a stick on moustache.

Dogboy2709 · Nov 27, 2009

Granted... But you get bored of it within 2 days and it's impossible to remove.

I wish my pair would come on this site... I'm very worried about her....

A Pixy · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but your internet connection dies.

I wish my brother wouldn't but sports games anymore. They suck.

Hetalia Canadia · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but he buys bad anime games instead.

I wish we would have snow days. c:

MarstheCar · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but (Err) everyone gets dumber.
I wish I had apple juice.

Hetalia Canadia · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but it spills all over you.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school on Monday.

MarstheCar · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but you have school on Saturdays(And that sucks)
I wish to have apple juice in a spill free sippy cup.

Hetalia Canadia · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but it's...in a sippy cup. XD

I wish my siblings would learn to throw their trash away.

MarstheCar · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but they throw away imporant papers as well.
I wish for a jar of non-expired pickles. XD

Pyonkotchi · Nov 27, 2009

granted but the jar breaks

i wish for a wish

Hetalia Canadia · Nov 27, 2009

Granted, but it's corrupted.

I wish for the power to read people's minds.

StarGirl · Nov 28, 2009

Granted you can't read mind of any girl

I wish the world will be better place for girl like me

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