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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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IceSage

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I wish I had a chili dog (wow so original)

Granted. A chili dog appears right before your eyes, and you eat it. Before you know it, though, Knuckles comes along and punches you in the gut, making you spit it out. You accidentally spit it in Knuckles' eyes. The spices in the chili dog burn into his retinas, and he goes blind.

Because of this, Eggman/Robotnik is able to acquire the Chaos Emeralds, as nobody is guarding them. The world is taken over, and everyone is turned into robots for Eggman/Robotnik to sit on his fat ass all day and do absolutely nothing.

I wish I had an endless supply of Dr. Pepper.
 

Tree_x

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Granted. A chili dog appears right before your eyes, and you eat it. Before you know it, though, Knuckles comes along and punches you in the gut, making you spit it out. You accidentally spit it in Knuckles' eyes. The spices in the chili dog burn into his retinas, and he goes blind.

Because of this, Eggman/Robotnik is able to acquire the Chaos Emeralds, as nobody is guarding them. The world is taken over, and everyone is turned into robots for Eggman/Robotnik to sit on his fat ass all day and do absolutely nothing.

I wish I had an endless supply of Dr. Pepper.

Granted but the place you have to call to order for more Dr.Pepper has a 3 Day Hold before you can get through and ask for more of your endless supply

i wish i had a Shiny Tangela
 
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Granted but now you have no arms or legs
I wish Rule 34 and 63 of the internet allied to real life also
 

ShyRayq

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granted but now the world is a horrible 4-bit computer thingy device

i wish for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes me to have a wish while wishing to not have a wish to wish to have a wish at the same time as the wish that wishes to have a wish that wishes you a wish

try to understand that!
 
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