Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Wish granted, but they're even worse at the subjects then you

I wish Game Freak would make a Dragon/Steel type

Granted, it's called Dialga. Go catch one.

I wish there was a Fighting and Ghost-type Eeveelution

Granted, but due to not having a pokemon to balance out your team mid-game and scrapping the one before, they decide to make another pokemon that does the exact same thing.

I wish Latias never made it past that awkward concept art with the Blaziken legs. That thing looked awesome.

Granted, but it also never made it past development :o

I wish for another Pokemon Snap game.

Granted, but the game is overflowing with Keckleon, Ditto, Zoruarks, Abras and Pokemon using Flash to muck up your photos.

I wish I had a Garchomp that could actually fly in-game.

Granted, but it only flies to Pallet town. I dunno why o.O

I wish that the Seafoam Islands were real *ran out of ideas*

Granted, but you get stuck there with Blaine who won't stop complaining that Articuno lives in there and not Moltres.

I wish the game had a vending machine where you put in some Pokedollars, items, or random pokemon in and get a random pokeball with a random pokemon or item inside.

Granted, but you always randomly get Magikarp.

I wish I was a Shaymin in the Pokemon World.

Granted. Good luck getting back out.

I wish for Ninjask powers.

Granted. But you constantly shed your skin, which makes a big mess.

I wish for a Beedrill to chase away my enemies.

Granted. It chases around the phrase "my enemies."

I wish for a Cubchoo Slushie Maker.

Granted, but it doesn't work without a very rare Vanilluxe add-on accessory.

I wish they made a Poison/Steel type.

Granted. It's a new dual type addition to Arceus with a plate that will never exist.

I wish for that very rare Vanilluxe add-on accessory mentioned in ^.

Granted, but the Vanilluxe accessory requires an even rarer Kyurem accessory that you almost have no hope finding.

I wish for a console Pokemon game. With Gyms an a Pokemon League.

Granted, but it has that kid from Pokemon XD.

I wish for a Ruby/Sapphire remake on the 3DS. (It is gonna happen, it's next in line for a remake.)

^ That wouldn't be bad, I kinda like him.
Granted, but it's exactly the same as Ruby/Sapphire.

I wish Eevee evolved into all 17 types.

Granted, but, surprisingly, your Latias does not approve Emerald.

I wish I had a Shaymin, and we would be so close it didn't matter if we were spilt apart by death or sickness.