764 Block all the fire exits and pull the alarm and go to the pharmacy and ask for five of everything
765 Put in a horror movie in the DVD players for the TVs
766 Put in violent games into the demo game consoles
767 Swap around games and other media in their cases and put them back
768 Get 2 bags of beanbag beans and empty them in a bathroom stall
769 Play air guitar in the electronics isle, blasting Bleeding Mascara by Atreyu
770 Go streaking
771 Get a really big pipe and a bag of marshmallows. Then put the pipe on a high aisle thingy. Then put the marshmallow bag open at the top, open your mouth at the bottom and eat them when they slide down
772 Get a radio and play Party rock anthem at max volume
773 Go fishing for goldfish and cook what you catch in the grill department.
774 Get a bottle of coke and 50 mentos and make a rocket, then shoot it at the first random guy that you see.
775 Take cans of pop and put them into freezers. Where no one can see them. Put them in about 5 minutes apart for dramatic flare
776 Rob the store with a watergun
777 Go to a miami wall mart dressed up as a zombie (try not to get killed)
778 Have an epic lightsaber battle...nuff said
779 Re-enact seens from Platoon with Charlie Sheen
780 Rap what you want to buy, and make it really confusing
781 Get a box of ice cream and put 2 scoops on your head, then run around like you're crazy
782 Set up a stand in Wal-Mart selling stolen wal-mart goods for free
783 Get a few boxes of lego and make 2 really long lines. Then get a bike and ride on the inside of them while laughing like a 2 year old
784 Get 2 skateboards, duck tape and tape them together. Get a large bottle of water and tape it on the 1 skateboard, then go to random places yelling 'Woooooo
785 Get a storage container and fill it with water. Then wait by the door and toss it at whoever comes in.
786 Get a kid's toy truck (it will be even funnier if it barely fits you) and a bottle of coke. Then shake it, sit in the truck and use the coke as a propeller thing
787 Have a Shopping Cart race with some friends
788 Pretend to be a Wal-mart employee
789 Ask for directions to KMart in china
790 Come in a Vegeta costume and shoot someone with a "pretend" Galick Gun
791 Pretend to be recently out of a coma, and talk to them in crazy talk
792 Steal all the Pokemon stuff with a shopping cart and laugh maniacally
793 Bite the manager
794 Hug random people and yell i love you into a megaphone
795 Scream the lyrics of 'Butterfly On Your Right Shoulder' as loud as you can into a megaphone
796 Blast music at 3 in the morning and run around in circles
797 Drive all the RC cars through the store
798 Stand in the front of Wal-Mart and greet people like how Walter did (Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your * and get out!)
799 Go to the card sections and throw all the yugioh cards on the floor, then proceed to angel flop in the pile of cards
800 Get a wagon and something to pour on the floor (Like a bag of beanbag beans or a bottle of soda). Then open whatever you got, push the wagon and jump in then pour that thing behind you
801 Ask to talk to the manager, once you're in his office, start stripping
802 Go in the bathroom with a heavy object and sit on the sink with it. The counter will break and you can run out laughing like a maniac while you are being kicked out by security. Expect vandalism bills
803 Get some lemon juice and pour it in the bathroom. *Laughs*
804 Get some kind of snack like marshmallows or ready made popcorn, get a comfy chair and watch a movie in the electronics (if they show movies at your store)
805 Go to the electronics section. Look for radios and take them out of the box. Make up reasons for why you don't like it and then throw the radio on the floor. Repeat until someone kicks you out
806 Walk thru the store picking up kids and babies and putting them in your cart
807 Ask the cashier to inspect your testicles
808 Lick everything in the store
809 Get on the floor, crunch up and put your hands over your head and scream continuously "THEY'RE COMING, THEY'RE COMING".
810 Get a friend, both go to the same checkout, when one of you are about to pay, randomly start fighting
811 Reenact scenes from twilight in the meat aisle
812 Blare explicit songs by Slipknot on the loudspeakers.
813 Bring Rebecca Black into the store
813 Turn the store into a paintball field
814 Set a blood on the dance floor song as your ringtone and have your friend call you
815 Stand in the middle of cat food aisle and talk to yourself about what kind of food your baby likes best
816 Pour all the medicine on the floor and make a "medicine angel
817 Grab a mop, jump into your shopping cart and see how much stuff you can knock off the shelves while skating up and down the isles before they call the cops
818 Grab a fishing pole and a chair from the store.set the chair in the middle of an isle, cast and see what you catch
818 Hiding in a refrigerator with a squirt gun full off pickle juice and jump out squirting children and screaming "SANTA ISN'T REAL"
820 Dive into the ball holder in the toys isle and grab as many as you can
821 Make a hipster uniform with tablecloths
822 Get 3 big tables. If they're not, assemble them all and put them in the widest space you can find. Stack 1 on the other, and put the 3rd one next to them so they form stairs. Get a big box and make walls out of it and put them on the sides of the top table. Now get some paintballs (if your store has them) and a paintball gun and shoot anyone who gets within 5 meters of you fortress thing yelling "Get out of my territory!! And don't come back!"
823 Go to the McDonalds, order food, and when they hand it to you on a tray, throw the tray in someone's face
824 Get a shopping cart and a tub of water. Put the tub of water sideways and go places until the tub's empty
824 Get lots of boxes of pizza and throw them at random people
824 Hack into the announcement system and play drop bass nonstop on a recorder
825 Look for someone that has a fish in their shopping cart, tell them to pick it up and drop the bass.
826 Rap your questions to the oldest employee you can find :p
827 Pick a column of aisles, make sure no one's in those aisles, and get something to knock down the shelf things and make a domino chain reaction. :D
828 Scream at a baby
828 Go to Wal-Mart on your birthday, in your birthday suit
830 Buy a bunch of items and turn right around and return them
831 Go breaking mirrors and tell people they broke because they were ugly
832 Bring Justin Bieber into Walmart so he can sing a duet with Rebecca Black
833 Ask how much the store costs
834 Marrie a customer and rase your children there.
835 Have your charazard cook you marshmellows over a fire made from the managers things and Nintendo 3ds's
836 Lift a car like in miraia goes to jail and then set the car on fire
837 Get a bulldozer and go threw the store destorying everything saying, "the british are coming." while throwing bags of candy
838 Dropkick the manager
839 Create Mento/Coke bombs and set them off throughout the store.
840 Propose to the manager
841 Smack a cashier on the nose
842 Take a worker's walkie talkie and sing call me maybe through all the speakers.
843 Bring in your own computer and have it transform and destoy all the other computers then destroy the manager
844 Spray Axe in all the customers eyes then sing Jizz in my pants over the anouncements
845 blow up all of the PS 3's using your fire bending
846 Find Sonic the Hegehoge and give him taco bell. He will then make a powerfule fart blast that would destroy the store
847 Plank on a till
848 Fart bend in the managers face and then fill the store with toxic gas using your fart bending like Melo and then light a match.
849 Go runing with someones baby
850 Get an football jersey and cover it in condiments and steal it from the store
851 Go and pee on anyone who wears a jersey
852 Go to Windows head quarters and tell the Windows 7 that Walmart is invested with Mac's
853 Go to the pet section and poison all the fish. Scream YOLO for added effect.
854 Open and set up a tent in the canned foods section with a shotgun and scream the zombies are coming
855 Get a 3ds and go to the busiest spot in the store. Hold the box up and say 'Oh boy, I've always wanted to pet my Pokemon!!' Open the box and turn on the 3ds and then say 'This isn't 3d!! Liers! They lied to me!' and throw it on the floor so it breaks. Then say 'Don't buy a 3ds, it's fake!!
856 Walk into the store, and each time you pass someone, throw an obscene word their way. Make sure you cover the entire store and cuss at at least fifty people before leaving. Be sure to buy something so that you can cuss out the cashier as well
857 Pretend to be emotionally attached to a carton of milk. Never leave the store
858 Get 5 bean bags and put them in a shopping cart. Then pour them all in one place and say "Oh no, the bean bag monster has done it again!" Make sure everyone hears you
859 Dress up as the Teletubbies with 3 of your friends and run up to random people and yell "YAOI IS GOOD FOR THE LITTLE BOYS
860 Hit the manager with a Pikachu doll until he or she surrenders
861 Challenge the Manager to a Pokemon battle and when (s)he refuses, call him/her a coward for not fighting you over the speakerphone
862 Get someone to have a pool noodle fight with you, but cover them with ice cream so if you're hit it will be cold
