879.
Walk in with a butcher knife, and then grab a random customer. HOld the knife to their throat and walk into the restrooms. Then, pour a bunch of fake blood make-up outside the door, knock the customer out, smear them with the make-up, and leave them face-down in the red puddle. Wait inside the restroom to be kicked out.

880.
Walk in, steal some gum very subtly, then walk out. Repeat, wearing different clothes(all in the same day) until all the gum in the store is gone. Then make gum sculptures and place them randomly inside the store

882

This works better if you are male...Stroll in to the Lawn & Garden section and proceed to urinate on as many plants as you can until someone notices you. When they do, scream "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WATERING THE PLANTS SO THEY'LL GROW INTO PRETTY RABBITS?" Then spin around in a circle and stop to face the employee and ask him "did you pee in these plants sir? then hit him over the head with a plant pot so he will chase you. Make sure he follows you. Then skip (not run, skip) to the Tire Lube Express section and then stand in front of a car doing the "bladder dance." Wait for the Garden employee to get within earshot and then start yelling at the people there "hurry up and finish fixing my getaway car cuz I gotta PEEEEEEE!" Wait to be removed/arrested

883

This works better if you commit plagiarism.

Get over to the restaurant section in Critic's clothes, and say "We are ready for in...in...insper...insper...inspection...". The employee will sweat and say "What, wha...? What are you doing here?". Then order a Hamburger, and say "You stole my Secret Formula... I'm going to close this mart and call the police!". The employee will say "But we haven't stole anything! You cannot close US down!". Retaliate, and pick up a phone saying "COPS, WE NEED YOU!". When the cops arrive, get the secret formula under everyone's noses. Say "They stole this formula" to the cops, and they will arrest the Manager for Stealing. However, when they point out that you have the Secret Formula, they will arrest you too for Plagiarism.

884

Grab the loudspeaker and shout "OBJECTION!"

885

Party all night in tha store and drink all day in the store

886.
(HOLY CRUD! I want 888!)
Go to the videogame section of the store and buy a game. After you buy it, demand that they take it back because you hate it and you want your money back. Warranty. Once they take it back, buy it again. Repeat.

887.
(ONE MOAR!!!)
Go to the cellphone section with a techie bomb, and use it, rendering all the cell phones worthless(as the bomb emitted a wave that destroyed the chips working them.)

888.
(THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE BIG ONE! 111 MOAR UNTIL ANOTHER SPECIAL OCCASSION LIKE THIS HAPPENS!)
Throw a huge party in the store, with everything wearing the number 8 on their shirts, and end up wrecking the store. Be as destructive as you can.

889
Follow random people around pretending to be a Weeping Angel.

890.
Perform #55 and #63 simultaneously while juggling a seal screaming out:
"PUPPIES!"

Then, throw the seal at an employee and perform #78 and #576.
(I have no idea what 55, 63, 78, or 576 are. I don't wanna search this thread for 'em though xD)

891

WARNING: This number may contain unsuitable language not for kids.

Walk around the store and say "I want that F*cking item!". Then say "Lookie here, some extra information. OH SH*T I DON'T WANT THIS ITEM!!!". Then walk to a employee and, if the employee says "So you want that item?", then shout "Objection" in Edgeworth's voice. Then say "I need the toilet because I GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!". Flood the toilets, and walk to the manager saying "I hate you, I hate Employee, I hate toilets, I HATE EVERYTHING!". Then,wait to be kicked out.

Method #894 open ALL the invetory

895
Paint the troll face on everything.
896
Paint the word BACON on everything.

897 cook the meat with a walmart grill walmart the best place to live in a zombie apocalypse

900

Shout "OMG WHAT DA HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" At the Manager. Then, pull your trousers down (I'm serious, I'm SERIOUSLY SERIOUS) and then poop on the manager's head (I'm serious, I'm SERIOUSLY SERIOUS). Do #539, #382, #219, #687, #798, #1, #100 and #151 all at once. Continue until you need the toilet. Give the manager a wedgie (Putting a rock in his sock, and some ants in his pants) and yell "I need the toilet, BECAUSE YOU... NEED IT!". Walk around the store three times and yell "Where's the toilet? Where's the butter? Where's the T.V? WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYTHING?!". Wait until the manager comes, and throw blue cheese in his face. Skip (Not run, NOT RUN) to the Restroom and wait. Wait. Wait. Wait more. When the manager comes, say "I couldn't find the toilet, so I wet myself here, as well as pooping on you.". Wait to be removed.

901

Play Eye Of The Tiger and punch everyone in the store

902

Play "Through The Fire And Flames" on Guitar Hero Expert. Except, get loads of notes wrong HOWEVER COMPLETE THE SONG WITHOUT FAILING.

903

Slap the asses of all female staff if your male

Slap the asses of all male staff if your female