1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

683

Bring a semi-automatic weapon and start shooting at civilians.

684

Pop the bubblerap, then the balloons.

685

Set the store on fire.

686

Get your Profile link corrupted.

Based on a true story. In another Forum.

^ Uhh how does that contribute to getting kicked out of Wall Mart

Any way you could slap the counter attendent.

^Because you could have an account of Mart but have it corrupted.

688

Rap the Manager in Bubblerap.

689

Turn of all power to the shop

690

Ransack the Security.
Ransack a Employee.
Ransack the manager.
Kick yourself out.

691

Start cussing and throwing all products at customers and staff.

692
Get a friend to sneakily follow you around with a REALLLY bright flashlight. Pick up random stuff. With every item you pick up , have your friend shine the flashlight in the eyes of anyone who passes by as you hold the item over your head, Zelda-style. Make sure your friend does the announcement thing that goes along with it. Then throw the item at someone and move on to the next aisle.

693

Race around in the trolley/cart whatever you call it.

694

Use Karate on the manager LIKE A MANAGER!

695

Start a rock fest in the store

696

Yell "IMMA HATE THIS STORE" at the manager.

697

Plant Dynamite on the shelves.

698

Get everybody's attention, then talk to a product.

699

Start smashing glass and all other things breakable

700

Shout "Bingo" then "Bazinga" and lay explosives. 300 left!

701

Tell the staff and customers to get down on the ground for a laugh

702

Arm yourself with a rocket launcher and blow up EVERYTHING!