The Vending Machine.

Out comes a penny! WHAT!

In goes a banner that says Happy Birthday Porynoir!

Out comes a note saying "Hikari10's Facepalm - Now with 50% more Rageface."

In goes a photo of You-Know-Who that I was raging at...

Out comes an Swedish flag with this written on it: "HIKARI IS A TRAITOR FOR HATING YOU-KNOW-WHO"

In goes the Pentagon Papers...

The machine exerts a memo informing you that the plural of 'die' is 'dice', not 'dices'.

I put a dictionary in.

Out comes all the secret documents spoiling B2/W2 details.

In goes my old pillow...

*Outcomes the feathers*

In goes a picutre of my Gray Lucario self......

Out comes a message saying "Don't touch these secret papers if you have a derpy face".

In goes an Anonymous mask shaped like Oshawott's head...

Out comes a child weilding a bladed weapon wearing an Ohsawott's head and mimics the Pint-sized -slasher.

Out comes a pair of glasses that look like Bianca's.

In goes a wig resembling Iris' hair...

Out comes a note saying "If you support Wikileaks and He Who Must Not Be Named, expect Hikari to take her rage out on you."

In goes a Poke Ball with a Snorlax color scheme...

Out comes a hat...

In goes Akuroma's hair....

Out comes, for some reason: 1,000 chickens.

I stuff the entire universe, 9 more universes, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, everyone that posted in this thread, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, 9,000,000 laptops, a chicken, 100 vending machines, 20,000 more universes, 10 Arceus, 40 Palkia, 50 Dialga, some squirrel guy, 100 fourth walls(Pinkie Pie is going to break them), 1,000,000 5th walls, ????????????, a Twilight Sparkle Headcannon, my cup of water, a Webkinz duck, a giant Snorlax, the original 1,000 chickens, the author of this thread, and your laptop into the machine.

The universes explode into infinite rainbows, exterminating everything in existence. Good job.

I insert hats.