Continue the Story! (AKA Corrupt the Author's Vision)

As a result of this, the Distortion World was about to be destroyed, along with the Magikarps and the Digletts. This prompted Mew and Shuckle to...

A cataclysmic explosion happened, and Mew and Shuckle were transported back to the human world. Soon a Spork came and picked them up, while an old man looked up and dropped his Tartar sauce.

Suddenly, a hot female appears out of nowhere (because, shut up!) and starts making out with Elliot. The Mew, wanting to humiliate Elliot, turns the female into an old man. However, Elliot and Craig (the guy who used to be female) overcome this situation and continue to make out. Suddenly...

A watermelon falls on Craig's head and he turns back into a female. "Why did you do that!?", she asks the mew

"Because I could!" the Mew responded, and then Mew proceeds to violently whip its tail about. Upon seeing this, the woman formerly known as Craig decides to...

grab Mew by the tail. Mew then has a heart attack because he realized that he made a watermelon fall on Craig/Sue (that was her name as a woman), and it could have been an enchilada. Luckily, the tartar sauce spilled by the old man served as a soft pillow for Mew. Craig/Sue lets go of Mew's tail and...

...Mew confesses that it was her fault that the story is all messed up. She also admits that she and the Shuckle destroyed the Distortion World. Their punishment was...

Being required to serve Elliott as slaves forever! Mew and shuckle now have to do whatever Elliott tells them to, no matter how ridiculous the request may seem. Elliott decides to use this to his advantage by...

... having them try to attempt alchemy, because that has clearly always worked in the past and not been a sham by con men committed against nobles.

In their attempt to turn lead into gold, Mew and Shuckle create element 493, that they promptly named Arceusium. Arceusium is found later to be the strongest metal known to Pokemon and man alike, and Elliot becomes rich off of Mew and Shuckle's creation.

So Mew and Shuckle Plan corporate sabotage. Arriving at Elliot's headquarters--and the center for all things Arceusium--in all black, with burglar's gear at their side, the two sneak in trough...

They managed not to get caught by the guards, then swiped every piece of Arceusium they could find, as well as the formulas for it. They then confront the mastermind Elliot, and demand their freedom and ownership of the Arceusium or they would destroy every last bit of it and its formulas. Elliot then decided to...

Call their bluff, pulling a lever opening his trap door, causing them to fall into his dungeon where a menacing looking Haunter...

Explains to them that they never left the distortion world and there still there because they blacked out at

Mew said:

...an enchilada!
Meanwhile, the portals close as I throw enchiladas in.
I escape Hoenn as soon as possible.

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from shock so the remaining characters decide that they should?

...just freak out and splash around like magikarps in the..

interrogation chamber until Haunter reveals that he is on their side. He has a grudge against Elliot ever since he left his gameboy on until it turned night time, wiping all of the Ghastly at Sprout Tower. That is all of them but one, the Haunter. Evolved and enraged, the Haunter frees the Mew and Shuckle, and begins to guide them back to the main office, but along the way...

...they run into a vicious Red Gyarados! (Because we haven't seen enough of the Magikarp line already.) The Mew and Shuckle are forced to...

...fight their way through the Magikarps and the Digletts...

...until they find Haunter, who evolves and attacks them with a Shadow Ball, but then Mew...

... tries to use Barrier, which...