Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, you are a robot, however, no one bothers to activate so you remain in sleep mode forever.

I wish for blizzards off the coast of Florida xD

Granted, but nobody ever sees them.

I wish I could be AWESOME.

Granted, but you live again because of magic!

I wish for tuna! ^_^

Granted, but you dont like tuna!

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish...

Granted, but then you kill a fly, and Homer creates a future where the apes rule! =D

I wish for that future....^_^

Granted, but you still didn't learn anything.

I wish for a parade of chibis throughout the world.

Granted,but the chibis were evil and they took over the world.
I wish that time would go slower than now.

Granted, time completely stops.

I wish for the lost city of Atlantis to be found.

Granted. It turns out Atlantis can float through the air, which is awesome until it drifts above your house and has an unfortunate power outage, causing it to smush you. Soon after, Scientists examine the wreckage and adapt it for everysay use. Which means not only are you dead, you just missed the advent of advanced, personal hover-devices. And Magnemites.

On that note, I wish for a Magnemite.

Granted, you have a Magnemite trading card.

I wish for a beautiful sunrise *sparkly eyes*

Granted,now there is no summer and school will go all year long.
I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Granted, but you get your butt kicked.

I wish for a fifth element.

Granted, but it comes back 10 fold.

I wish my heating was working.

Granted, it's working, but it doesn't give off much heat.

I wish for a serenade of butterflies.