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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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DarkKnight541

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Granted, but then all anime turns into ameritoons.

I wish everyone would only wear formal attire and be extremely polite.
 

joey2joey

I like turtles.
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Granted, but it's a bug infected compact with 2khz processing power that costs $6000, and you have to pay for it.
 

jigglyppuff8

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Granted. It's summer in February. Al Gore, eat your heart out. Also, you still have school.

I WIHS TAHT TIHS WISH DON LUK LIEK A N00B TIPED IT!!!!!1!11!1one!!111eleven
 

Đ a r κ

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Wish Granted, But Now You Will Have Noob Vision So That Everything Looks Like A Noob Did It :D Have Fun!

I Wish School Didn't Start Until 12PM
 

XxZer0xX

......................... Beep.
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Granted. It starts at midnight, and ends at 11:59 PM.

I wish the next poster could travel through time, but I was previously in a time paradox, preventing me from traveling with them.
 

NoBel_ToKYo ™

OpEN Up YoUR HoRIzOns
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Granted. You're stuck in a time paradox involving you raising George Bush as a child, over and over and over....

I wish i was the worst monster the world had ever known, and had never met and drank wine with celebrities on a regular basis.
 

XxZer0xX

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NoBel_ToKYo ™ said:
Granted. You're stuck in a time paradox involving you raising George Bush as a child, over and over and over....

I wish i was the worst monster the world had ever known, and had never met and drank wine with celebrities on a regular basis.
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1. You know I said "next poster", right? That means the person who corrupted the wish is affected.
2. Granted, but now you're a celebrity yourself for being the worst monster and now you hate yourself and commit suicide b/c you don't wanna be a celebrity.
3. I wish the next poster (pay attention here) could fly.
 

jigglyppuff8

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Granted. However you're stuck in a time paradox involving you raising George Bush as a child, over and over and over. Oh, and thanks for the flying powers. I'm eaten by a hungry ghost with an affinity for spring.

I wish I had a bottomless bag of potato chips.
 

ANARCHit3cht

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Granted. But it has no bottom and all the chips have fallen out.

I wished my story was finished and that it was super duper good.
 

NoBel_ToKYo ™

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XxZer0xX said:
1. You know I said "next poster", right? That means the person who corrupted the wish is affected.
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XD That's part of how i corrupted the wish, meaning YOU'RE in instead of me.

^ Granted, but while others regard your book as legendary, you gain no money from writing as everyone only reads it in the stores.

I wish i could cure diseases with a single touch.
 
ruby

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Granted, but for a present the fairy buys a packet of those chalky tasting love hearts and you choke on one.

I wish I had some black spray paint.
 
ruby

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Granted, but it was meant for your address.

I wish I had a cleaner for my room.
 

Superjub

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Granted, but she goes crazy and kills everyone O_o

I wish I had a pretty pony XD :P
 
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