Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but it only works with the Nintendo Famicom Disk System, and you have a Nintendo Wii.

I wish Zoroark was a new Pokemon on FireRed.

Ha, actually, it would be a cartridge, and I do have a pirated Famicom.

Win for me! ^_^


Granted. The backlash leads to the CEO's assassination.

I wish I had a shotgun.

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Granted. The backlash leads to the CEO's assassination.

I wish I had a shotgun.

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Granted, but when you fire it, the recoil is so ridiculously strong that it knocks you flat on your patootie. Even the strongest men are no match for the recoil.

I wish I had a remote control whose mute button works on everything, including my annoying friend. =D

Granted. It's works on everything, but not selectively. Mute one, mute them all.

I wish for Atmosphere.

granted, but you get the social type of atmosphere and lose the environment type.

I wish hockey was as big around the world as soccer/football

Granted, but now you'll have to call it ice-football, and it's played in shorts and with the legs d('-')

I wish for green colours filling my surroundings.

Granted, "I'm jealous of everything and my surroundings show it" man. :P

I wish for Iced Tea.

Granted but you actually get... just go here and search UN:COFFEE, I can't remember the whole thing. (Don't worry, it's not a Rickroll or anything like that.)

EDIT: I wish that you can't corrupt any of my future wishes.

Granted. Get out.

I wish for RADIANT TREASURE.

Granted. You get your face sued off for human rights violations, and Gates hires a literal army of lawyers.


I wish there wasn't a stigma for being a Touhou fan.

Granted. However I do not have a clue what that means so i mess it up

I wish i wasnt so darn smexy

Already done?

I wish for Insanity.

Granted, but all food is as hot as McDonalds coffee whenever you touch them from now on.

I wish something horrible happened.

Granted: You didn't get what you wanted.

I wish I had the power to create things without actually having to make them.

Granted, but you never make anything that would bring you joy.

I wish for an invincible rock.

Granted, now you just have to find it!

I wish I had a pet rock to groom :D

Granted. It's a stone infested with a non-removable fungus.

I wish my mouth didn't hurt from having my wisdom teeth taken out.

Granted. The wisdom teeth are now back, as damaging as ever.

I wish these walls could talk.