Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted, but then you realize riding a Ho-Oh would be 1,000,000 times cooler

I wish there were less "cute" Pokemon and more badass ones

granted, but all the badass ones have cute crys

I wish I could explain this: every time a flying type Pokemon sees me, it starts following me, by the end of the day a line of 100+ flying type Pokemon are following me! and the next day it starts all over (I am not complaining, It's cool they like me, I like them too, I just wish I could explain it)

granted, but it is a hard to get event cat Pokemon

I wish I knew what this Xatu is trying to tell me.... it's acting like there is some kind of emergency somewhere!!!

Granted! But it tells you a hurricane is headed your way, and you end up not having time to get away, and die.


I wish the games would give me a shiny starter, already! I've been resetting 2 weeks straight.

granted, it becomes SO busy, you still can never battle, because all open requests have been taken before you get to them....


I wish Reshiram and I could do a slow dance together.....

Granted, but it isn't very graceful and falls on you, crushing you horrifically.

I wish pokemon had a mode you could switch on so that you automatically win battles with weak pokemon like in Earthbound/Mother.

granted, but only the Japanese version has that option

I wish the MSWord document that I have been C&P all my Pokemon wishes into and the corrupted result into from this thread will remain in my possession until I die

Granted. You will now ha...is that a cobra behind you?

Anyway, I wish CAPCOM would make a Pokemon puzzle game like the Ace Attorney games.

granted, but they get sued by Nintendo and are forced to take the games off the shelves...

I wish my huge Reshiram plush I ordered on eBay would hurry up and arrive already!!!!

Wish Granted but the package was beat up and it was in the rain but the item itself was fine. I wish at the Black & White tour I had brung more money to buy more of the rare figures.

granted, but you foolishly spend it all........

I wish there were some stronger trainers somewhere in Pokemon Black, it is getting kinda boring now that all my Pokemon are level 100.... I need some challenge.....

Granted, but they hacked to get all OHKO moves so now your team is dead.

I wish i could finish the national dex on white already

Granted but now they've discovered more pokemon. How many for? Huh! OVER 9000!

I wish that my sister would finnaly understand that pokemon is not for 2 year olds.

granted, now she thinks it's for 1 year olds....


I wish people would stop asking me, "How is it possible that you are able to ride Moltres?"
I told everybody and even broadcasted it on national TV, "Moltres trusts me so much, haven't you heard that fire type Pokemon won't burn you if they trust you enough? Read the damn Pokemon encyclopedias.... I wish they would get it through their thick skulls!!!

Granted! But your still getting burnt by Moltres.

I wish people would stop saying I'm making my Pokemon fic with the plot of the anime, just cause I'm using Green's looks for my OC and my starter's Pikachu.

granted, now they say you're making it with the plot of Pokemon Red (game) using Red


I wish I was a Pokemon veterinarian who specializes in Fire Type Pokemon....

Granted, but they're from each particular Pokemon's perspective on life and don't give you much clairvoyance about your own.

I wish there were more Nintendo cameos hidden in Pokemon for the neatness factor.