Never Ending Cheat

A legendary potato, however all you find is...

a legendary tomato, so you go to

make lendgendary ketchup, so you do.
I comes alive and drowns you with it's croutch (o_o")

you wind up in lavander town, so you...

go to the top of the tower and fly downwards to the cheesburger shop...

Where a deranged man begins telling you stories of the world of Humans then he faints and the police crew arrive, one will come up to you and ask what happen. Say Yes (It won't let you say anything else), he will say thank you that's really helpful and then leave.

The derranged man gets confused and attacks you. You get on a bird pokemon and try to fly away. But he follows you on a Pidgeotto and you must battle him to make him understand.

you use ice beam and freeze him, so he falls back to the floor.

then send out your indigo snorlax on top of him.
he plunges to the ground and explodes. He destroys Kanto.

fly to hoenn, so you can catch a lv. 9000 rainbow wurmple for...

your torchick who wants to eat...

nothing but flaming wurmples with a sauce of...

Ho-oh brains, so your torchic throws a rock at you..

So you pull out your bomb...

and a lvl 1,000,0000 Jigglypuff grabs your neck and gets out a knife...

You can choose between saying "AHH!" or "CHAV!!", if you say "AHH!"...

the jigglypuff will shove a tomato down your throat...

And you will become a thread which had no posts in it for 4 days. Post in this thread. your post must have an exact length of...

... a deformed Skorupi eating a...

Megaphone, if you pick chav, another thread will pop up, read the first post...

and quickly spam until you are....

being beaten to death by the mods. Then jump off.....