• Our software update is now concluded. You will need to reset your password to log in. In order to do this, you will have to click "Log in" in the top right corner and then "Forgot your password?".
  • Forum moderator applications are now open! Click here for details.
  • Welcome to PokéCommunity! Register now and join one of the best fan communities on the 'net to talk Pokémon and more! We are not affiliated with The Pokémon Company or Nintendo.

The Big Red Button

Status
Not open for further replies.
50,218
Posts
13
Years
Note appears saying "Hikari Disapproves". *Zayphora goes into rageface*

*Pushes that button that summons Tyler and not You Know Who*
 
50,218
Posts
13
Years
You suddenly start feeling sorry for a certain US soldier who was badly treated in the leaking incident involving Hikari's most infamous avatar.

*Pushes the red button that says Like Facebook*
 
50,218
Posts
13
Years
Hikari's cute Oshawott defeats sinister-looking Snorlax that Hikari hates.

*Pushes red button that causes seizures*
 
2,305
Posts
13
Years
  • Age 25
  • Seen Dec 16, 2022
Porygon appears and causes tens of hundreds of children to be hospitalized.

*Pushes red button which causes free food to appear*
 
50,218
Posts
13
Years
Hikari's Oshawott uses Razor Shell on Snorlax after discovering his association with You-Know-What. (Can't say it, you know what I mean)

*Pushes red button that genetically enhances a lot of Snorlax to look like US politicians*
 
50,218
Posts
13
Years
Derpy Hooves leaks the 250,000 US Embassy Cables. Hikari isn't happy...

*Pushes red button that kills sinister leaker ponies*
 
50,218
Posts
13
Years
Hikari's Oshawott demands you hand over all the secrets of the villainous teams. He also eats all your cookies.

*Pushes red button that gives my Oshawott 5,000 Facebook likes*
 
50,218
Posts
13
Years
You decide to sleep outside a protected area and you refuse to leave.

*Pushes red button that makes my cute Oshawott interview high-profile figures in the Pokemon world*
 

The Noob Hacker

Praise the sun.
559
Posts
14
Years
  • Seen Jul 16, 2016
The pressing of the red button began Oshawott's illustrious career as a professional interviewer. Earning several thousands of dollars and sponsorships by a number of news networks. Oshawott was acclaimed for its talent to make celebrities tell it things that they told nobody else. The Secret Government Organization of the Government of the World, Solar System, and Thirty-Five Percent of the Galaxy, or SGOGWSSTGPG for short, drafted the Oshawott into their Spy Program, known as Spy Program. On his first mission, he was deployed to interrogate an infamous terrorist located in Antarctica. What Oshawott didn't know is that there was a clan of penguins loyal to the terrorist. This clan disguised themselves as SGOGWSSTGPG officials, which Oshawott went to. He was kidnapped and hasn't been seen since, most think that the penguins took him to their homeworld, Neptune.

Oh, would you look at that! A red button! *push*
 
50,218
Posts
13
Years
My famous Oshawott broke free from prison by just using his scalchop. He discovers he now has 10,000 PokeBook likes!

*Pushes the red button that makes you scream from a window*
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top