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So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

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and then the drunk mons thought he was a table

so the lawyer honchkrow inters the bar
 

Warship

異議あり!
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and dies because of the wounds the splinters of the bar caused.

so a Carbink floats over the dead body of the Lapras...
 
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... and summons his friends to compact their minerals together and form a brand new bar dedicated to the memory of the poor deceased Lapras, becoming sturdier and more impressive than ever.

A Pachirisu then walks into the bar...
 

lucariokul

Illusions surround me. Help...
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And has a Seizure!
So a Mega-Lucario walks in with a normal Lucario and a Shiny Riolu...
 
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Blastin'Tyruntz

Keeps blasting off again!
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And decides to take up running a trainer school and first gym in Aspertia after he learned that Lenora was on a pregnancy leave.
So, N walks into a bar...

And, because of his ability to talk to pokemon, is having the best bartender ever.

So, a Diancie comes to talk about her problems....
 

lucariokul

Illusions surround me. Help...
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And a trainer tries to kill her and claim her diamonds, running out after, pursued by half the Pokémon in the bar..


So a Dragonite enters with an injured absol...
 
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And Dragonite splashes a cup of water on the injured absol,In front of people

So a Meloetta walks into a Bar.
 
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And gets wrapped into singing for the bar all night.

So a Wurmple walks into a bar...
 

Skystrike

[i]As old as time itself.[/i]
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...and the Absol predicts that something HORRIBLE and CREEPY and SPOOKY will happen to the next Pokemon that walks in!!!

So an Alakazam teleports into a bar...
 

lucariokul

Illusions surround me. Help...
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And loses it's concentration on it's psychic abilities, which results in its head falling off! (Read it's Pokedex entries)


A shiny Riolu comes in and asks for a hot chocolate with ginger...
 

Zorogami

WUB WUB
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but he is denied service, because the owner has never caught a shiny and resents them!

So a Phanpy walks into a bar...
 

Skystrike

[i]As old as time itself.[/i]
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and tries to roll out some changes, but the owner is having none of that. (ha ha ha roll out get it because Phanpy can learn rollout wow funny)

So a Houndour walks into a bar...
 

lucariokul

Illusions surround me. Help...
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And attacks the tables, which have mega-stones in them.


Miror B moonwalks in... ( The Absol, Riolu, and Lucario all hide)
 

lucariokul

Illusions surround me. Help...
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(LOL, STALKS!!!!! XD!!! Thanks for that, you made my day.)


And runs out when he realised the bartender is eating Onion Soup.










Lugia teleports in (He cannot fit through the door)...
 

Zorogami

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And since he is crowding the whole room with his massive size, the owner tells him to leave!

So a blind Spinda walks into a bar...
 
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