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So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

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and accidently a munchlax breaks this egg and out comes a togepi

and this new togepi walks to this bar
 
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...eats all the peanuts, and falls asleep on another bar patron, crushing them.

So, a Dodrio struts into a bar...
 

ShinyUmbreon189

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Everyone in the bar leaves. Wait is the bird poop from Dodrio.. well then Ppachirsu leaves

So a Pikachu walks into a bar with a bottle of whiskey.
 
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And bashes it to Marowak, gaining a new move.
Reuniclus floats to the bar....
 

ShinyUmbreon189

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Sees a Pokemon sittin in its chair and uses Psychic. Then all the Pokemon try to attack and he uses Psychic on them and throws them outta the bar.

A Nidoking walks into a bar.
 

Pretor54

Dunsparce needs an evo
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Tries to sit in a bench, but has problems with his tail, he, then walks away. But he is called by a Machamp that broke the bench, so he could sit confortably. They are comrades, brothers, as both have suffered the pain of being forced to fight with a fellow creature, and both escaped it. They both know in that moment they have suffered the same thing, and become friends.
So, a Wooper walks into a bar...
 
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darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o
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Everyone in the bar leaves. Wait is the bird poop from Dodrio.. well then Ppachirsu leaves

So a Pikachu walks into a bar with a bottle of whiskey.
Yes, the bird poop was from Dodrio. o.o;
So a Wooper walks into a bar...
And after being unable to pick up his glass(no arms fdw) it goes on a rampage and destroys all the other bar customers and the bartender, before walking out very proudly.
So, a Pichu walks into a bar...
 

Pretor54

Dunsparce needs an evo
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and gets bullied by a Growlithe, as the Pichu is a spiky-eared Pichu and cannot evolve. But, out of anger, the Pichu uses Surf, knocking the Growlithe out as he walks out victoriously. (But wait! the Pichu leveled up!)
So a Numel walks into a bar...
 

Aryan143

The Fennekin Fan!
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and sees a Gyarados. Numel gets scared and runs out. Gyarados runs before him. Gyarados could not find Numel.
So Gyarados walks into bar
 

ShinyUmbreon189

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Ands starts a fight with the Gyarados. Gyarados uses Hydro Pump but Blaziken then dodges it and then proceeds to use Blaze Kick but it's not very effective. Blaziken then uses Sky Uppercut but nothing happened to the Gyarados. Blaziken then tries to use Sky Uppercut once more but Gyarados uses Hydro Pump and hits Blaziken and Blaziken gets Hydo Pumped out of the bar. So then Gyarados returns to wait for more customers.

An Electrive walks into a bar.
 

Shadowstriker184

Lord Swampert
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Do you mean Electivire? :P Anyway, he walks into the bar because Gyarados Hydro pumped his buddy Blaziken out, so He uses Thunderbolt, turning him into sushi that Electivire and Blaziken proceded to eat.

So a Swampert walks into a bar...
 

Rainbow Arcanine

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and finds people saying this over and over. "I herd you liek Mudkipz?" In frustration, he steals all the cookies and then floods the bar before exiting. So a Wailmer squeezes itself into the bar...
 

Infer12

Darkness Incarnate
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he got back out cause there was nobody

a smoking infernape walks into a bar
 
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and steals all the banana's from the bar and climbed to the exit

so a samurott comes to the bar
 
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