Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

^Killing babies? I expected better from you, gameplayer. :cer_no:
Anyways, the crossover wish is granted. But it's dubbed by a Malaysian dubbing company and sounds funny and awful at the same time. Here's an example of what I mean:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2bh8g_Jwfghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oToKxemiv4

I wish for a pet Phione.

Granted but it can't swim well and drown in a nearby pool

I wish for Project Alpha Fan to be successful

Granted, but guess who it is.


I wish for a Wartortle holding an Everstone.

@gameplayer56: Who says Pokemon can't be polygamists, too?
Granted, but you find out that it hapens 4,000,000,000 years in the future.

I wish I had the Opelucid gym badge in real life.

Granted, but then the movie never exists and an angry mob chases after you with pitchforks and torches because of your wish.

I wish for a copy of Pokemon Stadium 2.

^YAY! PASTA!
Granted, but the Mienshao's brother and father kick your a** every day until you are left in a bloody coma.

I wish for Jigglypuff to sing me a lullaby.

They do,but in another dimension

i wish Arceus never existed,and that everybody would thank me for that

Granted. But the people thank you by pelting you with stones.

I wish that the Daycare man died.

Granted. Now the Daycare Lady is a widow and lives out her last few years in agonizing depression. Way to go, you sick monster. :cer_pissed:

I wish for a pet Ditto.

Grant'd but it transform into a dog and don't act different than a normal dog

I wish Porygons destroyed teh non pokemon internet

Granted, but the Stunfisk shocks you every time it see you.

I wish Arceus was mine.

Granted,but it causes a paradox and destroy the world

I wish for rotoms possessig my laptop

Granted but it kills you

Wish Latias married latios