Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

Because the Shellder around it is actually a Sandshrew in disguise!

Why are most Pokémon games made for handhelds?

Because humans only have two and half hands!

Why does Poliwag learn Hypnosis?

Because it likes to mesmerize people with the swirl on its belly, when really it's tricking them into looking at its intestines.

Why are all starters (no I don't consider Pikachu a starter) mostly male?

That process is called natural selection.

Where does Lickitung keep its tongue?

It clearly keeps it in its name. :O

Why is Game Freak perfectly fine with HM slaves?

Because they left their laundry to collect moths in the basket while programming two games.

Why do people talk about Pokemon in PokeCommunity?

Because it's illegal to talk about it anywhere else!

Why did Brock want to become the greatest Pokémon Breeder?

Because he wanted to uncover the secrets of how a Wailord could breed with a Skitty!

Why isn't Flygon a Flying-type?

Because it has an ugly rocket mouth.

If Iris is from Unova, why isn't she white?

Because paint.

Why are Snorlax allowed to sleep on public roads?

Cause if anyone tried to wake them they'd be eaten.

Why do we have a Mega Diance?

24 carrots were not enough on Malva's finger.

Why is Team Flare evil?

Because Flare finally decided to work for Team KFC... Darn it, Ozzy.

Where can I find KFC in the Pokémon world?

In Hoenn, not far from the Combusken farm.

Why does Professor Oak frown at new trainers when they come to see him?

Because they're always late!

What is Brock upto?

Throwing a tantrum because he lost.

What's his mom doing right now?

Cleaning the house probably.

Why isn't Ditto purple?

Because it's pink. xD

When are we getting more squirrel Pokémon?

When we have sacrificed enough Dedennes to the almighty Firecrack!

What's underneath Red's bed?

His plans to take over the Pokémonworld!

Who was the very first Pokémon Trainer?