Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted but they have Hamburgers for eyes

I wish for everyone pokemon but i want no pokemon.

darkpokeball said:

Granted, but something went wrong in the wish order! Jirachi, the wish granter, misheard you and gave you
"EVERY SON" and "NOSY"

So, now you have every single boy child(son) in your house being nosy and going through your belongings.

I wish that I knew whether to choose between buying Pokemon Black or Pokemon Black 2.

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For you, darkpokeball...I told you, Colress isn't truly Zoroark, I was making up a story. (And I thought you already played through the story anyway, so I made that extra story piece, to add with the current one, but that's not truly what happens.) And anyways, I didn't think you'd believe that. Sorry.

As for you, flyingknight...Granted, everyone truly does become Pokemon, but they're locked to one target to attack...you.
I wish that every Pokemon anime character became real, along with their Pokemon.

Granted!But then YOU will become an anime.

I wish Pokémon were real.

Granted, they run away because everyone tortures them.

I wish that the Pokemon world became completely clean. No more evil!

Granted...but now there's no more pokemon battles because pokemon battles started with evil. And without pokemon battles, the need for pokeballs never came up. Without pokeballs, no pokemon were ever tamed. Without tamed pokemon, their version of 'good' was to hunt for food, colliding with our version of good, to also hunt for food. So, you created a lifelong war between pokemon and humans.

I wish that RGoF realized I didn't take Colress as a Zoroark seriously. It was so ridicolous, I just had to play along xD. It's like, when somebody asks you 2 + 2, you just answer 5 sarcastically. Then the asker sarcastically is like '5?! WHOA! I THOUGHT IT WAS 4!'

Granted, your whole long explanation makes you a Slowking.

I wish that Pokemon didn't have stereotypes attached to them.

Granted, no consequence...except that now every pokemon is now just a gray circle to avoid stereotypes based on designs.

I wish that the gray circles at least had pokemon-like cries.

Granted, due to Pokemon cries that we know as of now being a non-existent thing, you get a never-ending beep.

I wish that the games gave you a technique of improving your aesthetics.

Granted, but it turns out it was opposite day when you wished that wish.
I wish there would be a Pokemon mystery game.

Granted! But it's isometric....


I wish I had a dollar everytime I said "dollar".

Granted! But they're counterfeit and you use it and get arrested.

I wish I really was a Pikakitten...

Granted! But the kitten is roadkill, and you're in a massive amount of pain.


I wish I could fly. :D

Granted! But I used my lightning to strike you down for making me roadkill.
We both died.

I wish my next wish will not be corrupted.

Granted! ....um. Yeah.


I wish I had a gift on Steam.

Umm... granted? You turn into steam like water vapor.

I wish i owned a Pikachu!

Granted! But he shocked you a million times.

I wish I could fly on Rayquaza's back!

pikakitten said:

I wish my next wish will not be corrupted.

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PiemanFiddy said:

Granted! ....um. Yeah.

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I now own an obedient pet Pikachu.

Oh yeah, granted! But you fall off.

I wish Zubat would go away to a different planet. I.don't hate him so I didn't wish him dead.

Granted, but the zubat's will come back for revenge years after this.....

I wish for the person after this post will wish something involving a magikarp.

Granted! But the Magikarp evolved.

I wish a Gyrados would eat my desk partner. (She farts every two seconds)

Granted! But it eats you with her.

I wish I could fly with rayquaza!