1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

1053:

Run through the store naked, and put on any clothes you see on sale. Then, when buying it all, take the clothes off and give them to the guy. =O

1054 Kick everyone in the shins, screaming " RIPOFF ARTIST!!!"

Umbr30n said:

1052

Melt DarkPokeball with corrosive acid. If he tries to get away, slit his throat so he won't be able to. If someone tries to save DarkPokeball, tell them "This guy here is actually Darth Maul, we're melting him to put an end to his fiendish ways.". If the Manager comes, persuade him that DarkPokeball IS actually Darth Maul, so the Manager will let you proceed to melt DarkPokeball. When DarkPokeball has been melted into a liquid, PUT HIM IN THE FREEZER. After approximately 4.6210342349 hours, take DarkPokeball out of the Freezer, and put him on sale for 50 Pence. When someone buys the frozen DarkPokeball, tell him/her to eat DarkPokeball right now. Watch that person devouring DarkPokeball. Reveal that DarkPokeball isn't actually Darth Maul, but just a normal person.

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10 55.
Realize that Darkpokeball hasn't melted, and he can't fight back because there's some guy that threatens to report him on his user profile. Also realize that it truly WAS Darth Maul that melted, and because nobody knows that Darkpokeball's alive and Darth is dead...
Dress as Darth Maul and scare everyone out of Wal-Mart!

1056 Open a lightsaber and run down an aisle of glass stuff knocking it down yelling the beyblade theme song.

1057.
Step One: Walk into Wal-Mart and position yourself REALLY close to another customer
Step Two: Get into the customer's personal space
Step Three: Walk behind them, but really really close. Like a pinky's length distance apart.
Step Four: Lick the back of the neck of the customer.
Step Five: Tackle the customer and attempt to eat them.
Step Six: Do not resist as others restrain you and kick you out of Wal-Mart.
Step Seven: Perform Way #1058.

1058.
Ask the clerk if they can call your son, "Finward" to the front. When make-believe Finward doesn't show up, throw a fit and start bawling and rolling on the floor crying that your own child has been lost to the evil that is Wal-Mart! When you have everyone's attention, stand up and declare in your loudest voice that Finward is not real and you just want to be kicked out.

1059
Spray paint "DISNEY RULES ALL" in red letters all over the Star Wars stuff.

1060
Give the manager a poisoned taco.

1061
Give everyone else a poisoned taco.

1062
When the police come, give them a poisoned taco too.

1063 - Running behind random peoples while screaming the word "French Toast" Over and over again.

1064 - You walk over to the person who checks receipts and when they ask to see it, you dig in your pocket and then slap them in the face with baby powder and then haul ass.

1065 - Trying to rob somebody using a; as in 1, Chicken Nugget.

1066.
1 + 6 + 6 = 13. 13 is a bad number as it brings bad luck. So, you must burn down all the Wal-Mart stores that you have been kicked out of because they are the source of the bad luck!

1067.
Walk into Wal-Mart with your iPad. Start whacking people with it. Every time a person makes a sound, they get two whacks on the head.

1068.
First, get a crane and wrecking ball. Demolish the side of Wal-Mart and bring in a motorboat. Flip open the compartment where you would normally fill the motorboat with gas. Make two people get into the boat, and make one wear a broken electric glove. Tell them to electorcute the compartment. After he/she has done that, if nothing happens, then hit the boat(people still in it) with the wrecking ball!

1069. Purchase a bag of M&ms and ask for a refund because the bag had an odd ratio of colors.

1070. Take the screws out of the shopping carts.

1071. Get all the Legos, and spill them across the floor. Then steal everyone's shoes. Get on top of a shelf and shout, "THE TIME OF JUDGEMENT HAS COME! GOD WILL SAVE ALL THOSE WHO ARE TRUE BELIEVERS BY TAKING THE PAIN FROM THEIR FEET AND RETURNING IT TO THE UNWORTHY!" Proceed to push everyone into the piles of Legos everywhere.

1072. Take some boxes, paint them green and hide inside them. Sneak up behind people and yell "ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....BOOOOOOM!!!"

1073. Have a Gangnam Style flash mob in the store.

Take a bunch of your friends and go to Wal-Mart. Make sure all of you are wearing army related stuffs. Once inside, pretend you guys are in the middle of a battlefield and pretend all of you guys are having a war. I tried it once in Canadian Tire, we got kicked out after 10 seconds of our fun :(

1074.Go to the produce section and change the prices of the fruit and then swap the apples and other fruits around.

1075

Kill DarkPokeball with almost ANYTHING you have. If it fails use something else.

1076 Go into the place were it says "employees only" or whatever and if there are people there start screaming "You guys should all go pee your pants!" then take the thing closest to you and throw it near the people. Run out of the room screaming "Bloody murder! bloody puffin' murder!" then pants the nearest person.

1077.
Bring an air horn in with you,and follow random people around.
Whenever anybody says the word "The" blow the air horn in their ear,then quickly whisper to them "Don't you say that word...."

1078.
Enter,and do your shopping...in a speedo.

1079
Walk into the place. Stand motionless in one spot where everyone can see you. Scream in a high-pitched voice whenever someone tries to interact with you.

1080
Burn a bunch of books, and then claim you did it because you're a fireman and that's what firemen do, right?

1081
Peel oranges and leave a trail through the store. When anyone questions you, say "EAT A POTATO!!!" and then run away, bumping into a wall at one point and screaming "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT WAY!"

1082

Stuff guns into a vending machine and everyone goes on a shooting rampage.

Umbr30n said:

1075

Kill DarkPokeball with almost ANYTHING you have. If it fails use something else.

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1083.
Step One: Take Umbr3on's head and go bowling with it. Try to knock over as many people as possible.
Step Two: Use the blood obtained when Umbr3on's head was seperated from his body and write creepy messages on all the walls.
Step Three: Make sure everyone knows it was you that performed the first two steps. Do not attempt to resist as you get kicked out.

1084.
1 + 8 + 4 = 13!
13 is an evil bad luck number! How can a cumulative total of the 'way to get kicked out'-numeral reach 13 TWICE while Darkpokeball is posting?! This must mean that two 13's are a double-negative...which makes a positive! And since Darkpokeball got them both, it must be a sign! Get your megaphone and scream the sign's meaning to everyone in Wal-Mart.

1085. Throw those rubber balls high over shelves to hit random people
1086. Do stunts on a bicycle inside the store
1087. Make a fertilizer bomb