Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted. They are all corrupted. What did you expect?

I wish to see the invisible.

GRANTED, BUT the first, last and the only invisible thing you see is your fat, ugly, naked grandma, trying to slam dunk above you! Of course, after that horrible experience you get blind!

I wish I take out Jessica Alba on a date, AND it works out fine! HAHAHA, suck on that! ;)

Not granted. Suck on that, you who live on others' pain.

I wish I had the power to give people cookies over the Net.

Granted, but they can't eat them. :(

Granted, but people can't eat them.

I wish my childlike personality would mature / learn more about.. umm.. how to act. (personality split)

Granted, but she becomes affected by your double post, and starts biting little children.

I wish said childlike personality wouldn't hit on me, making Elia angry.

It wasn't actually a double post, was some kind of lag or something, thus your granting doesn't apply. =[

Granted, I might cry instead though.

I wish my childlike personality won't bite people.

Granted, she now goes back to just groping.

I wish these ads would magically disappear.

granted, after a fee of 200000000 USD

i wish for a large Stock in Apple Inc.

Granted, you just paid their downfall :3

I wish some people wouldn't act n00bish sometimes :D

Granted. You can now... CHOOSE YOUR GENDER. It's a huge step after the first games. O:

I wish CLANNAD had a harem end.

Granted. Enjoy your Crab Juice.

I wish my pizza would arrive soon.

Granted. Pizza guy throws it out of his car which is going 60+ mph. The pizza falls out the box.

I wish for Summer Vibes.

Granted, but you start school in the next 20 sec

i wish for doomsday.

Granted. Enjoy your 2008 movie DVD. b''b

I wish I could Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start in real life.

Granted, but you can still not beat Contra. Oh, and you die in spite of the code.

I wish I was as good a manga artist as Ken Akamatsu. Not as perverted, though. Or what the heck, make me as perverted as he is too.

Fine, you can have it, OH but you can only draw Powerpuff Girls Comics!

I wish to be increadibly rich! There an easy one to corrupt!

Not granted.

I wish the damn phone would keep the memory card inside of it D:<