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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Team_SJK

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Granted, but when you ask them if they want dessert, they do not respond.

I wish my cat would stop chewing on my fingers.


Granted. To do so, you drain all of the world's resources and create a deficit for *insert your country here* so large, that the you are executed for destroying their economy afterward. Good news is that you did it so well, it's like the world was never ever in danger.

And then my soul would rest easily while knowing I died so that the rest of the world could live.
 
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But first not before being labeled the national traitor of society and public enemy no.1. But why are we continuing this? It's a game.

Granted. Can't chew what's not there.

I wish to be the Wizerd of devildom.
 

Hacky

Who knows who <- is?
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Granted. Only thing you do now is to fly around Hoenn and escaping every single trainer who saw the TV screen as blue. Have fun!

I wish there would be a denial once in a while.
 

Benjamin510

The King of Typio's!
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Granted, But I The Typioos, Will Defy Physics and eat it.

I wish i Had a sister Typioas with me.
 

Pokedragonking

Dragon Master Tashlan
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GRANTED. you and your sister have a huge fight, and you begin a two hundred year feud. Sibling rivalries are so cute...

I wish for a sexy fish.
 

Benjamin510

The King of Typio's!
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Granted, But then It turns Into a Sexy Typioas Who loves me and is perfect.

I wish my sister would fly a few miles when it turns out she fainted from the water from a lake.
 

Hacky

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Granted, but it will be found out, thatr you actually caused it.

I wish i'd win this YU-GI-OH! duel.
 

Benjamin510

The King of Typio's!
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Granted, Bu then you are Arrested for cheating.

I wish My girl friend, Would get me that spray, that prevents you from get caught.
 

Hacky

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Granted, but it smells so foul, that your GF starts to hate you & so does everyone else.

I wish life was easy
 

Hacky

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Granted. Now you suffocate because you're on dry land.

I wish I could fix all the biggest mistakes of my life.
 

Benjamin510

The King of Typio's!
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Granted, but the Corrupted wish you made for me Never happend, Because that was your biggest mistake,

I wish my Spary did not smell Bad, Instead, IT made everyone like me.
 

Hacky

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Granted, but it also somehow gives you such a bad concience, that you forgive me for corrupting your wish.

I wish my room would always be tidy without cleaning.
 

myrrh25

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Granted. But all of the mess that WAS in your room is now in your hallway, blocking the door to your room.

I wish I had all 493 Pokemon.
 
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