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Pregnancy Pact

luke

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As you all know I recently came out to you guys as a girl. And you all were so kind and wonderful about me pretending to be someone I'm not. And I really appreciate it. So I got this plan for us all to bond with me revealing I'm actually Rosa, not Luke.

A pregnancy pact.

It'll be simple. We'll plan a meetup between the males and females of staff. We'll go to a fertility treatment and set up an appointment. That way it'll be clean and safe.

This way we can inbreed the perfect future staff members and carry on our legacies.

Now basically what we need is to figure out who is interested and who will be the perfect match. But if we can't decide on who to pair with, we'll draw names out of a hat to determine the father! Anyone interested?

I heard Sammi was already pregnant though so she can't participate (it would explain her recent attitude issues).
 

Ho-Oh

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I for one think this is a wonderful idea, because carrying on the name for future generations of staff would probably be a good thing. Plus bringing everyone closer together, yay!! I have reasons so I can't participate, but to help out I'm going to volunteer Erica for you guys since she said she would be fine w/ being pregnant in another thread. :)

Good luck Rosa!!!
 
Sammi

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Luke said:
I heard Sammi was already pregnant though so she can't participate (it would explain her recent attitude issues).
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;______; Y U TELL EVERYONE MY DEEP DARK SECRET??

I haven't even told the father yet. </3

You all need to get in on this pregnancy pact! It will be glorious. We can meet up and have a huge baby party! Mine will hopefully be the most adorable of all. <3<3
 

Oryx

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I don't think the guys on staff could handle me tbh.
 

luke

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You men don't have a choice. You are conscripted into the program. If you try to evade us, there will be consequences.
 

luke

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If we, the PC Borg, decide that Klippy will be pregnant, it's going to happen. I don't think you people realize you don't have much of a choice in the matter.
 
Sydian

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If we, the PC Borg, decide that Klippy will be pregnant, it's going to happen. I don't think you people realize you don't have much of a choice in the matter.
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No I am not impregnating him. He's getting me. I WANT HIS BABIES.
 
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Kano Shuuya

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I know I wasn't around to see the original confession, but I'm.. I'm.. not too surprised, Lu-- I mean, Rosa. That'll take some getting used to. xD;

Also the rest of this thread, what the heck.

i-i don't want to get pregnant? ;____;

/wanders off to hide
 
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