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Pokemon Centers: How can they offer their services for free?
Uhh...
I'm gonna go ahead and say it's some sort of Chansey/Blissy/Happiny Sweatshop!

Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy: What are your thoughts on the "identical families"?

Uhhhh...
I'm not sure, but definite props to the parents who gave birth to the 100 Joys and the 100 Jennys.
And they had the guts to give them all the same name.
Now that is parenting!

Uhhhh...
I'm not sure, but definite props to the parents who gave birth to the 100 Joys and the 100 Jennys.

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That's centuplets. Ouch. I think that would kill you.

Someone should include a male Nurse Joy in their fic. That's something I'd like to see.

Royal Genesis said:

I'm not sure, but definite props to the parents who gave birth to the 100 Joys and the 100 Jennys.

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That made me hurt just reading it, and I'm not even female. >_<

txteclipse said:

That's centuplets. Ouch. I think that would kill you.

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Which is why you never see Mama Joy or Papa Joy
Or maybe Papa Joy just did it several times with a huge set of twins.
*Shrugs*
And all the mothers died during childbirth.
And Papa Joy died form the stress of having 100 kids.
And thus the children were cast into the many orphanages scattered across the world of Pokémon. Which explains how there's one in every city...

And thus the children were cast into the many orphanages scattered across the world of Pokémon. Which explains how there's one in every city...

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And then they were commissioned by the Pokemon League to run Sweat Shop Pokecenters for gruel and moldy bread. Oh, 'tis a cruel one, the Pokemon world is.

Pokemon Centers: How can they offer their services for free?

They have to be funded by the government because thats a whole lot of free food and healing.



Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy: What are your thoughts on the "identical families"?


I'd hate to be the lonely brother in the family of a hundred sisters O_O

At least we didn't break the FFL like Bay did when she was the first to post on page 259 XD

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>.> Crud, I thought everyone forgot that...

Pokemon Centers: How can they offer their services for free?
Most likely government funded. However, in the original version of NE there were lockers in the place and the people using it would have to pay. I then realized that there's a PC...XD;

Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy: What are your thoughts on the "identical families"?
A bit funny that there would be so many Jennys and Joys. XD However, I gave them different personalities. In NE, I had Jenny this carefree personality but also has trust issues, espically with her uncle. In DT, I had Nurse Joy use a rifle if someone complains there's no bacon. XD

Pokemon Centers: How can they offer their services for free?

The mothership pays them, of course. I think it could be some "Go green" deal where their services just better the community, thus free from higher resources. o.o (Um... yeah)

Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy: What are your thoughts on the "identical families"?

A bit much, but it's like a signature style. XD They've always had them, why stop? (By that I mean stop the current, not add) I think it's fine to have, as long as it doesn't go overboard. ;/

edit: Still posting right after Bay, what's up with that? XD

Pokemon Centers: How can they offer their services for free?

Through taking them out back and making them fight illegally so that people can watch...oh wait...

Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy: What are your thoughts on the "identical families"?

The same as my thoughts on why mothers send their kinds off at ten, and always offer you to take a "nap" when you get back home...they're all robots. :)

Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy: What are your thoughts on the "identical families"?

Kinda lazy on the part of the Anime directors. Having the same character for all police/nurses requires as little world building as possible.

I really just wanted post number 6666. Weee.

Pokemon Centers: How can they offer their services for free?

It's made possible by the financial support of viewers like you.

Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy: What are your thoughts on the "identical families"?

Joys and Jennies most likely come from machines similar to those that shape the meat for the McRib.


Yeah, all of that was basically just me choosing a sillier way of saying that I personally have no actual theories regarding how Pokémon Centers can be free or regarding Joys and Jennies. X3;

In what stage of the writing process do you decide on a title?

Once I've decided I'm actually going to follow through with the concept. Titles come to me without much effort.

Pokemon Centers: How can they offer their services for free?

They run on tax money. Like public services in the real world.

Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy: What are your thoughts on the "identical families"?

Creepy. But here's a theory: they're not actually related, but it's become something of a tradition to honor the original nurse by dressing like her and wearing a pink wig/dying their hair pink? And 'Joy' could be a slang term for 'Pokemon nurse' that became an official title through common use.

Pokemon Centers: How can they offer their services for free?

They take your pocket change while you sleep.

don't you have to pay after one night?

Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy: What are your thoughts on the "identical families"?

I have no good answer to this question.

I continue to not understand your speeches...

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:<

Uhhhh...
I'm not sure, but definite props to the parents who gave birth to the 100 Joys and the 100 Jennys.
And they had the guts to give them all the same name.
Now that is parenting!

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Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's centuplets. Ouch. I think that would kill you.

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Sounds like someone was busy. D:

That made me hurt just reading it, and I'm not even female. >_<

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xD

Pokemon Centers: How can they offer their services for free?

Because they love us! <3

Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy: What are your thoughts on the "identical families"?

It bothers me. D: That's just really creepy. Seriously.

SilverSmeargleSplatter said:

Because they love us! <3

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That's much more pleasant than the answers we've been coming up with...

That's much more pleasant than the answers we've been coming up with...

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I've noticed.

And oh my freaking shoes. That egg story...ughhhh!! Now it's got "I love that you're not using me for sexual reasons" randomly stuck in there. It makes me want to die!! D:

icomeanon6 said:

That's much more pleasant than the answers we've been coming up with...

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But hardly as much fun. Who wants pleasant when we can have all kinds of mass birthings, government coverups and robots. Psh.

But hardly as much fun. Who wants pleasant when we can have all kinds of mass birthings, government coverups and robots. Psh.

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Is anyone else thinking that it's going to be mandatory to turn this into at least a one-shot?

ANd the fact that if you're a guy living in the Joy or Jenny family, I would pray for you everyday.