Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, however, you are only home for 20 minutes to pack for a road trip to a place you don't know the name of and you'll be gone for two weeks, so you have no time to relax until you're at your destination.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted...but unfortunatly you went from so tired to so extremely tired....

I wish I could decide quicker.

Granted but it becomes an exploding cake instead.

granted!..... i made a wish.....it was that wherever you were at exploded......


i wish that today was a good day

Granted but it was the reast of the days were completely horrible.

I wish my friend would forgive me.

Granted. Your friend forgives you.....for being friends in the first place!

I wish I would have loved Pokémon since my early childhood.

Granted but you got sick of all the new pokemon so you hate them.
I wish my school exploded with everyone who goes there inside exept me.

Granted, however, everyone survives and has no injuries and the debris ends up defying physics and breaks both of your legs, even though you were 2 miles away, and you end up being the only one to suffer injuries from the incident.

I wish I would win a free two-week-long trip to anywhere I choose.

granted but its february 25 1890.
I wish that i had a bearded dragon.

Granted, but it's beard is so huge you can't see the actual dragon! I wish that I had more time to work on my writing.

Granted but you have no time to live :O
I wish i was lucky.

Granted, but all your luck is bad. I wish that all my posts didn't erase my paragraphs. :/

Granted, you got your wish but then your mac crashes :S

I wish for time travel :D

Too bad, you ended up 400 years ago in Florence, Italy. (Good luck getting the heck out of there!)

I would like... A Flygon. :rambo:

Granted, you now like Flygon!

I wish for world peace.

Granted. The word "World" now means the exact same thing as the word "Peace".

I wish I was the dude in my avatar