Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Wish granted..but something goes wrong: THE NEXT GAME NEVER COMES OUT!

I wish that I had the courage to take the chainsaw away from my Chainsaw Meowth

Granted. But the Meowth's arms become chainsaws.
I wish that I understood what all the hating of the new 5th Gen Pokemon is about.

Granted, but now you hate the 5th gen as well.
I wish that * head gets cut off by a certain Meowth with chainsaw arms*

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I wish that one of my chainsaw arms could turn back normal. I can't even pick up my daily glass of orange juice any more!

granted, but now you cannot cut trees down and you need to build a fire like right NOW!!!!

I wish my Dish Network Programming guide would get it right for the time when the Reshiram movie is to air!

Granted, but then Chainsaw Meowth destroys your TV and forces firewood out of you to make some fire.

I wish that the Pokemon Company would put Pokemon Red/Blue on the E-shop.

granted, but you still cannot trade them to the newer games...

I wish that every time I get hit by a Pokémon attack, Reshiram will hug me in a protective manner and be all like, "everything's going to be all right, I am here for you."

Granted, but it goes insane and kills you.

I wish my Chainsaw Meowth chainsawed Reshiram to nothingness to just see how justinrpg would react.

Granted,but a Kyurem comes down and use Glaciate on you. :/
I wish I completed the National Dex in Pokemon White!(My cheats are deleted,so I am always unlucky in that part :( )

Granted,but it throws a laser on you.
I wish I can plant berries in Unova!

granted but the berries you plant will never grow xD

I wish Pokeballs had a better catch rate

Granted,but the Pokeballs will get a lower catch rate after 5 minutes of your wish.
I wish I had all the Pokemon!

Granted,but you notice it is released.
I wish I had Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia!

Granted but Almia was spelled backwards in the title

I wish I could teach Magikarp tms and win with them in the Smart Contest's in Hoenn

Granted but it goes back to the lake where it came from.
I wish I can do PokeTranfer.

Granted but since you misspelled whatever you were trying to say it came out wrong and gave you a tanned fur xD

I wish I could predict the roulette in the game corner so i didnt spend so much money

Granted,but a person steals all the roulletes.
I wish I had a Vullaby!

granted but you accidentally pressed the release all button and released your entire pokedex worth of pokemon
I wish I had Pokemon White

Granted,but you have to find a Tornadus first.

I wish I had a Metal Coat!

Granted,but Darkrai removes it.

I wish I caught Huntail and Gorebyss!