urrrm, so it wasn't birch speaking? who was it then? mysterious...
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bulbasaur! bulbasaur... what have they done to you?
yeah, it looks strange! Its blue and grey! what is happening here??????
Damn right something odd is happening!!!!! too odd...
cut to the chase, monologuing voice.
yeah, yeah.... (building tension)
WHAT. dead pokémon retreat to graveyards, where they turn into ghosts. THEY DONT COME BACK.
they do die, but let's ignore that. mr. disembodied voice obviously has never been to a pokéfuneral. (oh Pikachu, pikachu... (sob))
yeah, we've established that you know nothing of mortality.
an interesting question, if a bit unexpected. hmmm...
a boy, I think.
Name? uhhhh, MAJNU, I think.
I get it now, I was the voice!!! but what the hell is birch doing in my head? (shudder)
Took me awhile.. Yawn... I wonder where I've been sleeping? That was all obviously a dream. Right? Right? Right?
lots and lots and LOTS of black.
The moment of truth...
no. no. nonononono NO! Where's all of the buildings? where are the people?
WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE?
To be continued...