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Old June 30th, 2009, 05:59 AM
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Well I’ve wanted to do this for a while, and since I have a ton of free time now, I decided that this would be the best time to do this. What am I doing, you may ask? Well I’m going to play through Pokemon Quartz, with your input, much like the LP (Let’s Play) threads from Something Awful. Well, since I don’t want to ramble, let’s get right into it.

NOTE: I’d like to thank Zorak, who’s play-through of Quartz inspired this.

Pokemon Quartz is a Hack of Ruby created by Baro several years ago.


Okay, pretty standard opening for a game/hack...


Huh!? "Boar"...? I don't speak Spanish but I don't think Boar means anything relevant...


What is that riding on the turkey-thing's back!?


It's... it's kind of like Kyogre, with all the coolness removed.


It's a... umm... a slime-ball-thing with fangs, wearing lipstick!


It's a poor cancer patient wearing a potato bag?


O_o I don't think that's a font, do you?


Seems like the best option, doesn't it?


Ahhhh! You just appeared out of the shadows! Sorcerer!


O-okay sure... Mr. Sorcerer...


That doesn't sound like a real town, are you making this up?


Hmmm... a little self-insertion, eh? ;)
I don't think I've ever seen you before in my life, Mr. Baro-Sorcerer...


That sounds just like a random word, I'm sure we have not met before you popped out of the shadows at me...


See! Another random word! You're crazy, Baro-Sorcerer. And why do you have a pig-monstrosity?


So that's what that pig is... still doesn't explain why it's here or why it's so ugly...


That's one Sorcerer's opinion...


Lovely!? And we use them? I'm even less comfortable around you than I was before, Mr. Baro-Sorcerer.



I'm just a tad more comfortable... But still, why should I be allowed to use these to fight my friends to death, but not my enemies?




Is that supposed to make sense, like really? Y'know what a real mystery is? Where you came from and how you got here!


So you aren't going to leave yet?



Tell me what? O_o


Well, now's the moment of truth, PC!

ARE WE A:

GIRL?

OR ARE WE A:

BOY?

And what is our name? Seven characters only, remember.
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Old July 2nd, 2009, 08:17 AM
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yo manz that made me laugh evn though i dnt know what its for it was till entertaining fo me, so wel done for making me laugh (NOTE: It ant acculy that hard but still thats good cant wait for the rest of it :D
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Old July 4th, 2009, 01:38 PM
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Thanks to PyroYahtzee I can continue my game! Here's the conversation that lead to my name and gender...

Yuoaman: Please, I'm bored, and want to continue the game... I just need to know my gender and name!!
PyroYahtzee: fine
PyroYahtzee: Male
PyroYahtzee: Steven
PyroYahtzee: kthx


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So... it appears that I am now:

Mwahahahahaha!!


What truck?! You're not making sense, again!



*gasp* You disappeared! Darn you Baro-Sorcerer!


Oh god no... he's back... *cries*






Yes, Ja Ja, whatever- just leave me alone!


Of course I'm ready, I was ready the first time you disappeared...


As long as they aren't you I'd prefer to spend time with a serial killer, than you...


Phew... he's finally gone...


Oh god no! He's back!




Whatever, Baro-Sorcerer...


So it appears I was in a truck...


Why couldn't I just go with you?


You're in cahoots with that Sorcerer!? Why mom, why!?




I guess... I don't speak wind mom... I'm still kind of in shock that you were okay with me being alone in a truck with Baro...





Look at you like what?


Breaking the fourth wall, are you now?



So Kinboxos are the Cornian version of Mexican laborers, eh?


Well, since you said 'pliz'...

CLOCK SETTING COMMENCES



Did you just say "etc..."?




Yeah, that sounded far creepier than it had a right to be...


Oh! Did I mention? In Quartz the children are banished to the basement, like the unclean filth it seems we are.


Free Crap!!



Oh god no...


I know... I know...


Has he died or something, 'cause that'd make me smile... :D



That'll teach that Sorcerer!



Darn you...



So endangering one child isn't enough for you, is it mom?


Does a lab really need that many chimneys?




No, not particularly...


Noooo... I said Baro is trouble...



Pink Town, really? Really?


So the police aren't aware of this yet, even though it's already on the news?


Told ya. In this region children are considered inferior.


I actually think I'm below average, but thanks for the-



Really? I would have never guessed...



That's... well that's a strange name...


Why are you talking for me, Ran? (And what's a beetroot???)



Yeah, hopefully he's dead by now...



Ice Skates?



There you go talking for me again!


You're crazy...


Yeah, just keep away from me, crazy lady...




Yeah, we've only known each other for like two minutes...


Bye...



Look familiar, somehow, doesn't it?

A SHORT WALK LATER...


Oh great! An exit from this crazy town!


No... the only exit leads towards Baro...




I though you were debating whether to help him?



Oh no... it's him... and a spell...



No way...


Tu?


Okay, I'll help! Just don't use your Sorcery on me!!

Okay, so what Pokemon should I choose, and what should I nickname it?

Should I choose:



Should I choose:



Should I choose:

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Old July 4th, 2009, 02:48 PM
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Old July 4th, 2009, 02:51 PM
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The comments are so horribly derivative of Zorak's that he can hardly take credit for them. D;
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Old July 4th, 2009, 03:06 PM
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The comments are so horribly derivative of Zorak's that he can hardly take credit for them. D;
I'm not going to lie and say that I haven't read Zorak's LP, in fact I'd recommend that everyone read it, mine is definately going to pale in comparison. And, if you play the first five minutes of Quartz and do not have a similar opinion of Baro, I fear for your sanity...
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Old July 5th, 2009, 10:33 PM
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Old July 6th, 2009, 12:44 AM
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Well it appears that I'll be choosing Seegg, though you still have until I next log on to try and convince me otherwise. And be sure to post your nickname suggestions!
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Old July 6th, 2009, 02:48 AM
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Doesn't it seem weird that you're going to be beating something with an egg?
What's it going to do, yolk on the thing?


All this is sarcastic, I love Quartz.
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Old July 8th, 2009, 06:17 AM
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Well... I guess Seegg is the final choice! And thanks for the idea for his name, Ryousha!


You can tell he's angry because his eyebrows form a "V"...


Oh no... Oh god no... It... is it upside-dow- oh no... I-kill... must kill it...


Murder it! That's what he's (she's?) going to do!


Male... I was right the first time.



A SHORT, UNSATISFYING BATTLE LATER


*sigh* That was a horrid experience...


Did you just put a curse on that ugly creature, Baro!?



I think I do... but hey, you're the evil Sorcerer, you do what you want to do...



I-I guess...



One word: "horrid".


While you're here, I won't find this place peaceful in the least.


You forget a lot, don't you Baro?



I guess, it kicks butt pretty good...


Sure...



You discovered Pokeballs? I doubt that...


If it behaves...



I don't think it would be, but to each his own.


TEH-PRO will destroy all!!


Oh no...



I think you probably could if you set your mind to it...



Oh no.. not that crazy lady...


No, I'm frightened of her...



Shut up Baro, I don't like you, not one bit...


By running past you to get the police, while I ACTUALLY saved you...



Rock CN? Does it have anything to do with the CN tower? Or CNN?





Well... good luck with that...


Finally... I'm on my way.


Oh crap! That squirrel's nipples are bleeding! Baro must've gotten to it... Poor thing, I'll put it out of its misery...



TEH-PRO is learning to suck others dry to win... good boy...


Are you sure that isn't the drugs that you must be on?



A quiet town far from loud noise, I would've never imagined it...


A stoop! Where!?



A delincuet band? Sounds Italian...


Why do you need CSI to search for some delinquents?


Curses! Baro's blocked my exit!


Haha! He hasn't gotten this path yet.


So "Rock CN" is a place...


OMG!!! An almost-well-designed-Pokemon! I need it!


And strong too...


Try number two!


Yay! We're kicking but TEH-PRO!


She looks busy doing crazy stuff... but I don't want to risk angering Baro...


I'm double-D gorgeous? Does that even make sense?


Too much, actually.


Why do you think I would say "nop", that's not even a word...




Not particularly...


In Corna "not particularly" means "**** yeah!" it seems...


My egg's angrier than your egg...



Did-did I just rob you?


Guess I have to see Baro one more time... *sigh*


Yippee?


How I loathe you, Baro's creepy-lab...



Nothing sexual... please be nothing sexual...


Phew... just this again...




Yay... now I can know all about the creepiness which surrounds me...



I'm never coming back... never coming back...


Darn! Was almost free!


"Uf"!?


It's an upside-down rat for heaven's sake!


Do I have a choice? Baro made it seem as if I had no choice.




But I don't- oh... whatever...



You left the tag on!?


Contain what? The salmon?


"Teleshop"?


Hence the name... "RUNNING Shoes".


With magic?



What's a "TM Game"?



Nah... I think I'll just stew in my own juices forever...


"Take a coat"? Is that like "taking a pill"?!




Of course I will... Did you think that if I left we wouldn't be related anymore?


Finally, I'm out of that town, and will be able to-


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111shift



I'll never have to look at it again...



Oookay....


So....? What are we going to name this ugly rat-thing?
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Old July 8th, 2009, 01:09 PM
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Name him Steve .
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Old July 13th, 2009, 01:02 AM
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Well I'll get to my next round of Quartz in the next day or two (haven't been on much lately). Thanks for all of the support everyone!
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Old July 23rd, 2009, 02:46 AM
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Old July 23rd, 2009, 04:31 AM
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I find it slightly humourous that they name one of the Pokémon "sever". That's perfect for a Pokémon game! Y'know, severing arms, legs, other appendages... ect...

I honestly don't like Quartz. But maybe that's just me. LOL
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Old July 26th, 2009, 04:10 PM
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Now let's not be mean to Baro. I'm sure he wasted... erm... spent hundreds of hours making that stuff up for the community. He ventured more than most would dare. It's admirable in that sense.
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Old January 29th, 2010, 08:37 PM
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May I direct you to the current topic.

Don't post in topics over a month old.
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Uh, dude, that's my job. You shouldn't post in month-old-or-more threads either, Just report, don't report AND post. -.-

Anyway, Jdbean5 should feel proud, 'cause he just closed the thread. <:
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