Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[*Meowth V.2*]

Granted but it shall break down everytime you play it.

I wish to be the best darts player ever.

[Suicune23]

granted, but at one day youre dart arrows are all broken because you splitted them all (you know what i mean?)
i wish it would be not to warm and not to cold weather here...

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, you now live in a very well insulated spacesuit in deep space, and enough air for a couple of hours. Have Fun!

I wish the person who posts below me comes up with a really good (i.e. bad) consequence for this wish!

[Distortion World]

Granted but sadly, I have nothing!

I wish there would be no more wishes on this thread...

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, there are now demands

Give me some salt and vinegar chips NOW DAMMIT!

[Distortion World]

Not grnated since you didn't say please.

I wish the world was bigger.

[Suicune23]

granted, but all houses are too big for us now
i wish i would be good in art

[Distortion World]

granted but all your art pieces will be considered fake.

i wish time moved faster...

[kcrew]

Granted. You now get 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000th of a second to celebrate your birthday.
I wish these posts would add to my post count.

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but other threads don't.

I wish I could have what to be for does ever?

[Åzurε]

Uh, kay? and you get a free box full of rabid scorpions with that.

I wish to turn into an Absol.

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but it's the one in that fanfic by Valentine that gets eated by the virus and you die a horrible painful death.

I wish for someone to take away this rabid box of scorpions.

[THAT WONDERFUL PIXY GUY!]

Granted, but I leave another, larger box of scorpions, tarantula's and bipedal hedgehogs from other dimensions.

I wish I could make my under construction sig look better.

|My Current DS/GBA Games|Picture's From|Anime I'm currently watching|A Soundtrack|

|I joined: THIS THIS and THIS|I frequently post HERE|My SPAM Kingdom|Construction|

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it gets deleted.

I wish i could turn back time without aging along with it.

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but you can't change the past either.

I wish this gift card were reusable.

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you can't reuse it to buy anything. If you were to use it for any other use, such as scraping gum off of the floor, you can reuse it as much as you want.

I wish I could draw Eva Braun and not have it come out looking like myself.

[Negative-Zero]

granted but you accidentally drop it in a puddle

i wish i had some death note manga books

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You write your name in them so that people know they're yours. They're actual Death Notes though.

I wish I that had enough money to get Re4-K- and Re5-W-.

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you can't afford to pay your bills afterwards.

I wish passports weren't so expensive.

[Ninetales433]

Granted.Now instead of being "so" expensive,they are now "super" expensive.
I wish airplane tickets only cost a dollar.

[kcrew]

Granted. Everything else costs twice as much as it should....
I wish this wish isn't corrupted or denied, and this wish is for 1000000 dollars.

[Link1000]

granted, but you were robbed on the way home :P
lol it isnt corrupted or denied u just got unlucky lol
hmm..wish for unlimited power :P

[kittykitten]

granted but because you so much power people hate you and blew your arm off.

I wish i could have an real umbreon.

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but scientists take it away and do tests on it and stuff.

I wish there'd be an FFTA3.

[Link1000]

granted but the budget was only $2 so it was bad

wish for the wish to be corrupted :P