Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

I wish that I could get into competitive Pokeymanz again.

[KUROXFAI]

denied
i wish to break my fat-free diet

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but then you get fat. D:

I wish that I could stop myself from starting this "denied" bull crap.

[KUROXFAI]

Denied
i wish u werent deiny-ing my wishes

[MichaelaTheUchiha]

Granted, but everytime you wish for something and I am on the next post, you get denied. =P

I wish that you would not grant this wish, nor deny this wish.

[KUROXFAI]

I dont not grant or deny ur wish
i wish to not be me

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, you're Joseph Stalin. Not only are you dead, but you're one of the most hated people in history! Good for you! :D

I wish Russia was still communist.

[Jordan]

Granted, though they will then assimilate the are you're living in and you'll be forced to labor...for the good of the community! :D

I wish for more textbooks.

[KUROXFAI]

Denied and i take all the textbooks u have
i wish for txting

[Kyle95]

granted but your phone catches on fire and breaks immediately after you get texting

I wish for new curtains lol

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but they're tacky.

I wish for a tin of borscht.

[KUROXFAI]

granted but i steal them out of ur hands every time
i wish for no more wishes to be wished

[Misheard Whisper]

Granted, but . . . wait.

Um . . .

Granted, but I don't listen to you.

I wish those evil people at the local game store would hurry up and announce a price for HG/SS. I need to know how much money to save.

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but afterwards they constantly change the price.

I wish I owned some sort of whip.

[Misheard Whisper]

Granted, but it has a mind of its own and whips you all over the place.

I wish the local video rental store had Princess Mononoke.

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it's on cassette tape, and half of the tape got pulled out by someone's tape player.

I wish Russian money still had pictures of Lenin on it.

[Misheard Whisper]

It does, but the artist was a five-year-old on crack.

I wish I had a sausage.

Literally, a sausage. I mean nothing dirty by that; I just really crave sausages right now.

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it tastes like cardboard. It must be one of those fiber plus sausages!

I wish I could afford a passport.

[JTF2General]

Granted, but your plane goes down while flying over the pacific ocean.

I wish I had a ps3

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted. You had one. As in, you don't anymore.

I wish it would snow here.

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but it snows lava.

I wish Mario was my brother.

[KUROXFAI]

denied
i wish i had a bro

[The Darkest Gale]

but you get a sister instead :D

I wish for a muffin

[RCMF13]

Granted, but it kills itself afterwards.

I wish I was cooler than I am now.

[インフェルノの津波]

Congratulations, you're now as cold as the Planet Pluto. Look it up and you're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler than your friends.

I wish for the perfect......BANANA.