Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You stole it from NEETo >.>... and he's mad at you

Btw... nice sig. jiggly xD

I wish for soup.

[Zeffy]

Denied, because soups are not nice.

I wish for cheaper prices!

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The soup is scalding hot and melts you.

I wish for the next idiot to use "Denied" to be hanged.

[Zeffy]

Granted, it was you. :P

I wish my brother would stop watching Dora the Explorer. :)

[Pachy]

Granted, but he starts watching Hannah Montana instead.

I wish I was a girl so I could dress cutely and not be considered weird or creepy.

[Zeffy]

Granted, but you were a gay. :P

I wish all gays will become real girls. :D

[Pachy]

Granted, but they're all trannies. XD

I wish I had a Smeargle as a pet!

[VictorRay]

granted, it then paints a permanent splatter on your signature and thus rendering it unusable.

wishes fat nobodies wouldn't hide behind a youthful facade on the internet.

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The internet now becomes an entirely desolate place due to an escape from real life was just lost.

I wish for SCARLET DISCO.

[Jordan]

Wish granted, but it gets remixed into Scarlet Rap ft. Vanilla Ice a few years later.

I wish for you to fight me.

[诶伊艾诶豆诶维伊]

granted, but I win, and give a bonus of breaking your arm :3

I wish that noobs did not exist

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Well... I'm not sure how to tell you this but...

I wish for Meiring Ramen.

[诶伊艾诶豆诶维伊]

granted. it dies. >:3

I wish for eternal life

[MarstheCar]

Granted, someone else has it.
I wish for a clarinet, to care for like other clarinets.

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. Unfortunately, the other clarinets get jealous that they aren't cared for so well and rise up against there owners, resulting in an event know as The Great Clarinet Massacre.

I wish for something nice

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but its not nice.

I wish that I can be more EPICER.

[诶伊艾诶豆诶维伊]

granted. you are more epicer for 2 minutes, and it wears out.

I wish for .... appls.

[THAT WONDERFUL PIXY GUY!]

Granted, but you live on one of the Galaxies that were thrown in a battle at the end of a show. :D

I wish that Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann was longer than 27 episodes. U_U

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it's canceled.
I wish for a murderous pony.

[salnaruto2]

Denied. The pony just got arrested for possession of an illegal gun.

I wish.

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it explodes, along with you.
I wish for an empty bottle of soda.

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but such a paradox destroys the space-time continuum... Or something like that. Because you just can't have an empty bottle full of soda.

I wish my computer didn't lack a floppy disk drive.

[Pachy]

Granted, but the floppy disk drive is the only drive your computer now has, since everything else, including the hard drive died. (Back to MS-DOS for you. xD)

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You stop being one after 8 hours due to abuse of your power.

I wish for VOLTORB Flip.

[诶伊艾诶豆诶维伊]

granted. voltorbs form an angry mob and shock you.

I wish for ... world peace. XD