Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The sheets of paper are black, crumpled up, and covered with doodles of genitalia.

I wish that there wasn't another Reitaisai this year.

[Charizard632]

Granted, but it will be on December 25, 2011.

I wish for a toilet with a really big pipe, so that my big poop can go through the pipes and not clog the toilet.

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but the toilet gets grossed out so you have to go back to your old one.

I wish I could soon level up on WoW.

[Charizard632]

Granted. Here's the link to level up your WoW characters. http://www.mubos-md.com/licensemaker/levelup.php?57827

I wish the Earth day could extend to 32 hours.

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Hours are now 45 minutes long.

i wish that in my dream i am the star. its me. and THEN the big man comes for a little one on one.

[AuraGaurdian]

Granted but you are a neutron star and you eventually colapse in on yourself.
I wish I had the power of a god.

[Charizard632]

Granted, but you only have the power to start the end of the world.

I wish Jory Caron could come to my house.

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. He microwaves everything in your house. Including you.

I wish for Charcoal.

[THAT WONDERFUL PIXY GUY!]

Granted, but it's tasty, and you look weird eating it.

I wish I had cake. Cake that isn't a lie.

[pokemonleaguechamp]

Granted. It's got over 9000 calories.

I wish I could make one wish here that wouldn't be horribly corrupted and would actually come true.

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's a wish that's already a corruption in itself though. Like wishing Pokemon sucked or that everyone at Game Freak dies.

I wish for Rainy Day, Rainy Sky.

[DXrobots]

Granted but its Acid rain

I wish I had Alpha 5

[lionrt60]

Granted but it crashes after the 1st 2 mins (if ur talking about what I think u are)

I wish my pokemon trade thread got a lot of attention

[Loxius]

Originally Posted by lionrt60

Granted but it crashes after the 1st 2 mins (if ur talking about what I think u are)

I wish my pokemon trade thread got a lot of attention

Granted but it's all bad attention and you are eventually banned from playing pokemon ever again.

I wish I could poop.

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are a YouTube Pooper. All of your videos are extremely disliked because it's the same CD-i Mario/Zelda game lines used over and over

I wish that this wish had lyrics.

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted. But the singer happens to be really screechy, annoying, and unpopular with anyone who isn't a seven year old girl, which makes it rather embarassing that your ever wished that wish.

I wish for MS-DOS 5.

[Charizard632]

Granted, but MS-DOS 5 will ask you to upgrade to Windows 7.

I wish I forgot I came to the Super Mario Party Website Forum, because I was pernamently banned from it.

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now, with all the reasons that you got banned at that forum erased from your memory, you've essentially learned nothing and act in the same way that got you banned there in here. Getting you infractions and/or a ban here.

I wish to Shoot the Lights.

[Charizard632]

Granted. You have a gun with light bullets. Please enjoy and don't shoot anyone.

I wish I can turn 20 and become a contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

[Hacky]

Granted, but due to budget reasons, it is now "Who wants to make us Millionaires"

Wish I had a Kryptonite mine.

[Team_SJK]

Originally Posted by Hacky

Wish I had a Kryptonite mine.

Granted, but all of your physical strength is gone and Lois Lane has to get you out of there before you lose your consciousness.

I wish there weren't so many annoyingly pointless ads on most of my free iPod apps. I swear, they take up like half the screen.

[MarstheCar]

Granted, now they are annoying useful ads that take up the whole screen.

I wish for the ability to grant wishes to myself.

[Charizard632]

Granted. You can grant wishes to rich people only.

I wish there was only one language in the entire world.

[Zoroark-Nightmare]

Granted. It's chinese.

I wish I could have a puppy <3

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It has rabies. Before being put down, you and your friends are dead infected with it.

I wish for an R! T! S!