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Old June 10th, 2010 (11:27 AM).
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Your wish has been granted!

You get shot in the head whilst making tea in a cool, matrix slowmo way :D
If you want me to survive, you had better get me to the hospital at once, and then disconnect that lead from the back of my neck after I'm healed.

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I wish for Sugar Sweet Strawberry.
Granted, but it's so sweet that it makes you sick.

I wish my decrepit old acoustic guitar was a brand-spanking new electric guitar that looks like the "Frankenstrat" played by Eddie Van Halen.
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Old June 10th, 2010 (7:28 PM).
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Granted, but someone steals it.
I wish for a snake to call my own.
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Old June 10th, 2010 (9:38 PM).
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Corruption granted. That was way too easy.
Bahaha that's exactly what I wanted. It's like... a paradox, man...


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Granted, but someone steals it.
I wish for a snake to call my own.
Granted, but it's a balloon animal.
I wish I could rescue kittens.
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Old June 10th, 2010 (9:51 PM).
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Granted, but there's a naked girl beside the kittens.

I wish I can fly.
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Old June 10th, 2010 (10:25 PM).
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Granted, but you end up being caught in the tentacles of a creature from space during your first flight and it violates you.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound. /lulz, hes a nerd
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Old June 10th, 2010 (10:36 PM).
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Granted, but you're a nerd.

I wish people could stop calling me pervert. Actually I aaaamm!!! >.<
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Old June 10th, 2010 (10:45 PM).
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Granted, but they forget a few minutes later when they see what you went off to go watch.

I wish I had a healthy sleep pattern.
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Old June 10th, 2010 (10:49 PM).
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Granted, but you will have a nightmare adventure with .

I wish I could tell Nica I love her.
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Old June 10th, 2010 (10:52 PM).
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Granted, but your computer crashes immediately afterward.

I wish I had a wonderful, funderful money tree. :D
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Old June 10th, 2010 (10:54 PM).
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Granted, but after you spent your money it will turn into ashes.

I wish I can kiss Nica.
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Old June 11th, 2010 (12:15 AM).
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Granted but your face melts and falls off.
I wish I could run a six minute mile.
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Old June 11th, 2010 (1:27 AM).
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Granted, but your legs explode right afterwards.

I wish I had a theme again D,:
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Old June 11th, 2010 (5:40 PM).
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Granted, but it doesn't turn out as expected, and you revert back to what you have now.

All jokes aside, I hope you can find a new theme pretty soon. It's not that I didn't like the old one, but the way it is now looks a little too bare to me.

Back on topic:
I wish I had a normal USB port on my camera, rather than that tiny SD card slot.
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Old June 11th, 2010 (5:46 PM).
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Granted, but now your camera's usb slot doen't work.

I wish I could have a Nintendo Wii right about now...
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Granted, but you have no games and wii remotes.
I wish for a puppy so I get my allergies flared up.
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Old June 11th, 2010 (6:19 PM).
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Granted. It comes with an allergy trapping non-escapable cage with the puppy inside it.

I wish Hatsune Miku can sing in English really well.
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Granted, but everybody dies.
I wish nothing could possibly go wrong.
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Old June 11th, 2010 (6:50 PM).
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Granted. BUT EVERYBODY DIES.

I wish for Zombi xtc.
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Old June 12th, 2010 (12:42 AM).
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Granted. But your brain is nommed upon his/her arrival.

I wish Rena Ryuugu was real and that we could have a tea party with Uboa. ; A;

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Old June 12th, 2010 (12:48 AM).
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Granted, but she's naked.

I wish HTML code is on.
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Old June 12th, 2010 (8:18 AM).
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Granted, but she's naked.

I wish HTML code is on.
Granted, but it only works on older computers.

I wish my DS could play the older Game Boy games from its Slot 2 port.
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Old June 12th, 2010 (11:35 AM).
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Granted, but it can't do anything else.

I wish for one free internet.
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Old June 12th, 2010 (1:23 PM).
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@Eldrei: And that is a 'horrible' corruption how? ://D

Granted. But it's DIAL-UP.

I wish my cellphone charger wouldn't be a poopie. D:
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Old June 12th, 2010 (6:28 PM).
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Granted, it turns into a rock.

I wish I didn't fear the dark.
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Old June 12th, 2010 (6:30 PM).
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Granted. Instead, your eyes are unable to bear the light. You try to get by this at first, wearing special glasses, but over time, because you aren't in absolute darkness 24/7, you lose the only advantage you have.

You eventually go blind while far from home. Your car breaks down, and your phone dies. You are hit by a car trying to get to the nearest gas station.


I wish THE Reimu Hakurei lived nearby.
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