Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Pachy]

Granted, but you find that the batteries are dead in the remote, you have no batteries in the house. Going to the store, you find that there are no batteries for your specific remote within a 5000 mile radius of your house. When you leave the store disgusted, your car, along with everyone else's is broken. \o/

I wish I were a girl. :3

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. This is what you look like.



I wish people were more laid back on enforcing forum rules...

[Jayster23]

Granted. But then the forum went into anarchy and Riots started out everywhere.

I wish for a slice of cheesecake

[Kamiya-chan]

Granted, but it's covered with roaches.

I wish for a mansion

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. I looted the place.

I wish life didn't suck so dang hard.

[Zeta Dimentio]

Granted, but your families lives began to suck.

I wish Freeza blew Earth into little tiny pieces.

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but the Z-fighters save the day as usual and they make a wish on the dragonballs to make everything normal again.

I wish that I can use Action Replay codes and savestates IRL.

[Zeta Dimentio]

Granted, but you glitch out and die the moment you use one.

I wish Crimson Echoes wasn't C&D'd.

[Everyone Esplode Noaw]

Granted, but I don't have any idea what that is, so you instead get...
Oshawott

I wish I had a pony with indestructible horse-ness.

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. However it's bones are delicate and break easy. Hey at least it won't die on you unlike other horses.

I wish I had more time to complete this art assignment...

[BinaryPeaches]

Granted, but when you finally finish it, you get an 'F'.

I wish there was a Prequel to the same 'Tales of Symphonia'

[Stand Alone]

Granted, but the lead characters are dubbed by your least favorite voice actors ever.


I wish that I'll pass my exams with flying colors next week~

[Sonikku]

Granted but then you fail because your magic flying colors helped you cheat.

I wish that the new volume of my favorite manga was out now.

[last fighter 36]

Granted it's out but you have no money and your parents wont give you some.Or your friends.

I wish for kirby epic yarn.

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. As soon as you get it, Kirby steals it back and flies off.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted at all.

[Everyone Esplode Noaw]

Granted, but George Bush does it anyway.

I wish I where a flying mystical moose with indestructible everything and a giant laser on my back.

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. I pour water on it, frying the thing.

I wish Pokecommunity came up with a better slogan already.

[mzmingle]

granted, but it said: SamuraiMaster cannot do any posts. XD
I wish i had £10000 (yep, im in UK)

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. Everyone gets richer than you and prices soar so that you really don't have that much money anymore.

I wish Wesley Willis was still alive.

[mzmingle]

Granted. But then YOU die (hehehe me evil )

I wish i wasnt so slow...

[Le Creep!]

Granted, but you have chicken feet instead.

I wish I was asleep... *yawn*

[Toasty Woodman]

granted, but you'll sleep for the next ten days an miss Christmas and New Years!!

I wish I was immortal. :D

[mzmingle]

granted, but then you have to wear a long Pink dress and Lilac earrings, they are HIDEOUS! especially for a male

I wish for the clothes im wearing, and the hairstyle i have.

[MarstheCar]

Granted, they are radioactive and you explode.
I wish for the ability to fly when ever I want.

[AliceBlaze]

Granted, but then birds will get attracted to you and they will never leave you alone as long as you're flying.

I wish there was an anime convention in my home town next weekend.