Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[MeerFall]

wish granted but it was broken...

I wish I could work with game freak!

[TJgamer]

Granted.
But your boss is really nasty!

I wish for an iPad.

[BinaryPeaches]

Granted. However, it gets water logged.

I wish I knew where my phone was.

[Massacre.]

Granted, but when you found it it exploded violently in your face.

I wish for a cookie.

[TJgamer]

Here's your cookie, just watch out for Cookie Monster who'll eat you and-
*You get eaten*
...Too late.

I wish I had a Banette doll.

[Cutlerine]

You get your doll, but it's actually a load of maggots held together in the loose shape of a Banette, and they devour your family.

I wish I was the son of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

[Grålle]

Granted but I ate your arms.

I wish I was taller.

[chaos11011]

Granted, but your taller then the atmosphere, this dying from lack of oxygen.

I wish to go to UK and meet my favorite singer.

[ΣŁ1ŦΣ CHΛRIΖΛЯĐ]

Originally Posted by chaos11011

Granted, but your taller then the atmosphere, this dying from lack of oxygen.

I wish to go to UK and meet my favorite singer.

Granted, but your favorite singer is actually in mexico,

i wish this thread would be closed.

[GaXeL]

Granted, but in mother russia! Thread close yoo.

I wish for a bad wish

[ΣŁ1ŦΣ CHΛRIΖΛЯĐ]

Granted, but instead you get a good wish.

i wish for someone to grant my wish.

[TJgamer]

Granted. But you get me, the wickedest wish granter ever!

I wish plants could grow more quickly.

[ΣŁ1ŦΣ CHΛRIΖΛЯĐ]

granted, but when plants grow more quickly, they die much faster.

i wish for a new computer.

[BinaryPeaches]

Granted. However, you can't access the internet with it, no matter what you do. Also the sound doesn't work, and you can't install games onto it.

I wish for a Dr. Pepper.

[MeerFall]

granted but it is out of date

I wish i had a real life umbreon

[ΣŁ1ŦΣ CHΛRIΖΛЯĐ]

Granted, but someone wishes for a real life team rocket and steals your umbreon.

i wish for mc donalds, i havent eaten. xD

[MeerFall]

wish granted but i ate it

[ΣŁ1ŦΣ CHΛRIΖΛЯĐ]

Granted, wait, did you even make a wish????

[MeerFall]

no but nether did you... sorry

i wish that i had the latest copy of the official nintendo magazine

[PiKasnAp]

Granted And suprisingly enough nothing bad happens!

I wish That I had Pokemon White.

[ΣŁ1ŦΣ CHΛRIΖΛЯĐ]

granted, but its actually a pirated pokemon white and the graphics suck .
i wish for more pokemon episodes.

[PiKasnAp]

Originally Posted by ΣŁ1ŦΣ CHΛRIΖΛЯĐ

granted, but its actually the official playstation magazine (if there is such thing)

i wish for more pokemon episodes.

You broke my Post! How dare you!

[ΣŁ1ŦΣ CHΛRIΖΛЯĐ]

Originally Posted by PiKasnAp

You broke my Post! How dare you!

Granted, wait, you didnt make a wish either.

i wish that you cant make a wish.

[MeerFall]

Granted but i make another account that allowed me to wish :D

I wish i was a pokemon ranger

[Meduza]

Granted but your Styler doesn't work.

I wish the weather could always be nice.