Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[FlamingThunder]

Granted but you imagined a massive explosion in your home.

I wish mosquitoes would stop biting me

[TJgamer]

Alrighty. But they kiss you instead, giving you cooties.

I wish summer wasn't too hot and winter wasn't too cold.

[rlyn99]

granted but thats because groudon and kyogre are fighting right over your house
i wish i had 9001421337 wishes *nerdgasm*

[TJgamer]

Granted. But an angry genie appears and kills you before you can use any.

I wish for my own computer.

[rlyn99]

granted but my dead body is flung by the genie and crushes your computer
i wish i had wifi that would allow me to actually trade :D

[ΣŁ1ŦΣ CHΛRIΖΛЯĐ]

granted but it was stolen from another house and they find out.

i wish for a bottle of water

[BinaryPeaches]

Granted. However, someone poisoned the Bottle of Water.

I wish my mom would pick me up from school.

[donavannj]

Granted, however, you are only home for 20 minutes to pack for a road trip to a place you don't know the name of and you'll be gone for two weeks, so you have no time to relax until you're at your destination.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Kishijoten]

Granted...but unfortunatly you went from so tired to so extremely tired....

I wish I could decide quicker.

[Zeffy]

Granted, but everyone doesn't care about your decisions anymore.

I wish for an exploding pie!

[FlamingThunder]

Granted but it becomes an exploding cake instead.

[ΣŁ1ŦΣ CHΛRIΖΛЯĐ]

granted...wait you didn't make a wish!!!!!!!

i wish that you made a wish.

[nm legend]

granted!..... i made a wish.....it was that wherever you were at exploded......


i wish that today was a good day

[Meduza]

Granted but it was the reast of the days were completely horrible.

I wish my friend would forgive me.

[TJgamer]

Granted. Your friend forgives you.....for being friends in the first place!

I wish I would have loved Pokémon since my early childhood.

[ShaQuL]

Granted but you got sick of all the new pokemon so you hate them.
I wish my school exploded with everyone who goes there inside exept me.

[donavannj]

Granted, however, everyone survives and has no injuries and the debris ends up defying physics and breaks both of your legs, even though you were 2 miles away, and you end up being the only one to suffer injuries from the incident.

I wish I would win a free two-week-long trip to anywhere I choose.

[BinaryPeaches]

Granted. However, all the reasons why you wanted to go there in the first place disappear right when you arrive.

I wish February 25th would come.

[ShaQuL]

granted but its february 25 1890.
I wish that i had a bearded dragon.

[Joey's Rattata]

Granted, but it's beard is so huge you can't see the actual dragon! I wish that I had more time to work on my writing.

[ShaQuL]

Granted but you have no time to live :O
I wish i was lucky.

[Joey's Rattata]

Granted, but all your luck is bad. I wish that all my posts didn't erase my paragraphs. :/

[Pink Typholsion]

Granted, you got your wish but then your mac crashes

I wish for time travel :D

[mew_nani]

Too bad, you ended up 400 years ago in Florence, Italy. (Good luck getting the heck out of there!)

I would like... A Flygon.

[Joey's Rattata]

Granted, you now like Flygon!

I wish for world peace.