Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[FlamingThunder]

Granted but Dr. Eggman caught you and he sent you in an unbreakable cage.

I wish I was the smartest kid in the world!
(and my head didn't explode HA! >=))

[mew_nani]

Granted! You now become an evil Chessmaster, and get defeated by Cloud Strife. :D

I wish you could challenge Final Fantasy bosses to Pokemon battles. :D

[Stoney the Togekiss]

Granted, but your pokemon, even the legendaries, are no match for their!

I wish I was out of the unbreakable cage...

[mew_nani]

Granted! Now you're in a lava bath. :\ WITH NO WATER TO COOL YOU OFF. :D

I wish SOMEBODY would remake FF7. (I'm a huge fan of that game, aren't I?)

[Stoney the Togekiss]

Granted, but none of your favorites characters are in it!

I wish I was Godzilla...

[mew_nani]

Granted!
But you step on Tokyo, and get shot down by the marines. :D

I wish I could learn to use my new Kindle. :\

[BinaryPeaches]

Granted, but once you learn how to use it your Kindle breaks.

I wish I had all the Detective Conan mangas.

[donavannj]

Granted. However, three of them crumble into dust the instant you touch them. Those three were volumes that you ended up paying three times the cover price for.

I wish I had a time machine.

[mew_nani]

Granted! But you end up 10,000 years in the future and it breaks. :D

I wish my brother would quit interrupting me every time I play FF7. :\

[NamelessGuy]

Granted, but your brother interrupts you while you're on a date with your boyfriend.

I wish I had a new guitar.

[mew_nani]

Granted! But it breaks after you play it for the first time... and you break into tears. :D

I wish school lunches taste better than they do at present. (They just SUCK.)

[PartiallyInsaneWhimsicott]

Granted. Recover, Splash, and no TMs. Undiscovered Egg group, and no tutor can teach it because it's just a real slow learner--it doesn't know what a real tank is.

I wish...for...a lollipop. .3.

[shinysweety]

Granted! but you drop the lolipop on the floor and toobad the floor is muddy!
I wish to have a iCarly annual...

[Aura Rift]

Granted but its actually just the cover stuck on the official feebas + magikarp annual

I wish this wish could not be corrupted

[mew_nani]

Granted! However, you didn't wish for anything else, so you got... Nothing. :D

I wish I knew Omnislash. :D

[Aura Rift]

Granted but as a result you forget Eng-lash :D lol

I wish I was dead (ha how are you gonna corrupt that one huh? Give me eternal life?)

[Stoney the Togekiss]

Granted, but now you're a HIDEOUS zombie!

*get shotgun ready*

Hehehe... this is going to be fun!

I wish that I knew what to wish for...

[PartiallyInsaneWhimsicott]

Granted, but you can't make any more wishes.

I wish to make an uncorruptable wish for a shiny new lollipop.

[asdg]

Granted, but the reason it is shiny is a nice coat of lead paint.
I wish that time travel was possible.

[lx_theo]

granted, but you can only go forward, so when you go, you lose all the things you've ever cared about.

I wish I had a fez right now.

[PartiallyInsaneWhimsicott]

Granted, but you have no head to put it on.

I wish to make an uncorruptable wish for my lollipop to be clean and not covered by anything or have anything poison or not tasty inside of it.

[mew_nani]

Granted! But it tastes like vomit!

I wish I could challenge the most powerful guy in Final Fantast AND WIN! (Without cheating, and by the skin of my teeth. :D)

[Toujours]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, your mom comes as you were landing the final blow, screaming at you that you play too many video games. She unplugs your system while you're saving, corrupting your file and making it unplayable.

I wish that I could have breakfast food for every meal.

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Cold Pizza. All day. Everyday.

I wish I didn't lose my newly sharpened pencils.

[Crystalized]

Granted, but whenever you try to write they break.

I wish my wishes could not be corrupted.