Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Baker's Bulbasaur]

Granted but you can't control the way it bends and it destroys your favourite cookie shop.

I wish Prison Break had another 4 seasons...

[Hikari10]

Granted, it now gets overrated.

I wish that Australian TV wasn't so weird...

[NatureKeeper]

Granted, but the TV explodes.

I wish for wish that will not be corrupted.

[Twilight-kun]

It gets corrupted anyway

Spoiler:

I wish for a million wishes of the same wish

[goldenyellowcrystal]

Granted, but the PC corrupts, and fills the first megabyte of your hard drive with A0's.

I wish for someone to reply here.
(Try to corrupt this!)

[missingno000]

Granted, but the reply is misfiled and ends up five centimetres to the left of here.

I wish I had a Saanaito for a girlfriend.

[WillPowerPedro]

Granted, but she loves you so much that you hurt.

I wish people understood me.

[Hikari10]

Granted and now people start asking "are you friends with that genderbender Hikari?"

I wish that Porygon and its evolutions weren't cut from the anime...

[WillPowerPedro]

Granted, but WillPowerPedro's bad rom-hack, Pokemon Digital, is revived and Nintendo plays it and actually adds a DIGITAL pokemon type in the future games and anime.

I wish I could hack my Wii.

[U_Flame]

Granted, enjoy for you shall be arrested very soon.

I wish I had a Fluttershy plushie.

[Hikari10]

Granted but she's not yellow with a pink mane... instead she's white with a black mane.

I wish that all the ROM Hackers turned funny and started the trend of "Hikari taught me to laugh"...

[The Noob Hacker]

Okay, now all the ROM Hackers think exactly the same way, each hack is no different from each other, the Pokemon ROM Hacking scene is erased completely, a great deal of this site's population leave. You're to blame, the world is now against you.

I want to assume direct control.

[diab_low]

Declined, the world would go into turmoil.

I wish Pokemon was real.

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, but then the government would do everything in their power to get ahold of the legendaries even if they gotta destroy the world to do it.

I wish the government wasn't so corrupt....

[diab_low]

Declined, too bad the illuminati exist.

I wish i finished school (im on my last year)

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, then you'll find out that if you go to the college I went to then they will srew you over 2 semesters in a row.

[The Noob Hacker]

You made no wish, therefore I simply burnt your house down.

I wish I could blend seamlessly into a crowd just by sitting on a bench.

[Arenax Seventhian]

Granted, but then in order to blend in, you have to take your clothes off to be completly invisible.....you can guess what happenes after you de-cloak

I wish....I could save my favorite President from being assassinated.....

[Hikari10]

Granted but Hikari locks him in jail.

I wish that all the Pokemon could pose together for a photo...

[Arenax Seventhian]

Only to have it photoshopped on a computer so all the heads are replaced with Nigel thornberry's xD

I wish I could have Lucario stuff all over my house.....

[diab_low]

Granted, but some other Lucario fan steals them.

I wish i owned Auto Style.

[Hikari10]

Granted and now people laugh at you for liking Lucario.

I wish that Fishermen stopped having Magikarp-only teams...

[Arenax Seventhian]

Granted, but THEN they use Gardoses using Dragn rage and Hyper Beam.

I wish wargames would stop having the USA fight China and Russia....

[diab_low]

Granted, they now make them fighting themselves

I wish i had a Playstation Vita

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but it's a bootleg!

I wish that my internet started working better. It sucks.