Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[MidnightShine]

Granted but someone throws it at you & it hits you straight in your face.

I wish my hacking was better......

[Jiggly_Jello]

Granted but a friend inadvertently brags about your prowess to an undercover FBI agent and now you share a cell with a man named "Fisty"

I wish the Avengers sequel was out already

[MidnightShine]

Granted but it's not as promising as the last one.

I wish I get VMs today......

[diab_low]

^Ohhh the goth chick she is pretty

Granted but your profile gets flooded with spam

I wish for Peace

[Jiggly_Jello]

Granted but "Peace" is misinterpreted for "piece" and a serial killer who likes to cut up people is born and dedicates all his kills to you and everyone thinks you are involved and they come after you. You are forced to live as a recluse who ultimately finds peace in being ostracized.

I wish more people would know who my avatar is.

[TornZero]

Everyone now knows who your avatar be, yet now everyone hates you for it, forcing you to change your avatar to someone so obscure that not even you know, and you will never want to know.

I wish Jiggly_Jello's username didn't need the underscore. It irks me.

[Jiggly_Jello]

Denied, only because I don't know A) if I can change it or B) how to change it if it can be done. (seriously can you?)

I wish that my next wish were not corrupted horribly...

[diab_low]

Granted it comes out right but you die

I wish 2pac never died

[Jiggly_Jello]

Granted but he becomes jealous about every other rapper that emerges and kills them all until he is "the only one." He then develops a massive superiority complex and doesn't put any effort into his new works and they all suck. So marks the total death of rap.

I wish I had Walt Disney's head in a jar in my living room.

[TornZero]

Granted, but the jar is special and regenerates his body, filling him with rage-inducing homicidal hormones. However, before he can kill anyone, he dies of a severe, unexpected case of sweating sickness.

I wish the world was a better place.

[diab_low]

Denied too much puppets running the world

I wish haters never hate

[Hikari10]

Denied, it's a meme that has to stay.

I wished people stopped protesting against my avatars/sigs.

[diab_low]

Denied your fault for changing it

I wish I never had HSC

[Jiggly_Jello]

Denied because I don't know what that means

I wish Stephanie Meyer never wrote any of the Twilight books.

[TornZero]

Granted; instead, she made a book called Dusk with the same exact characters, but Jacob takes Edward's role and vice versa, making for a much more disgusting book series that teenage girls still somehow adore and cheer about.

I wish Stephenie Meyer wasn't born in the first place.

[diab_low]

Granted I take her role and make boring books for guys and exciting books for girls :\

I wish I was never born now lol

[Jiggly_Jello]

Granted....but as the toilet seat is plummeting to Earth (the one that is supposed to kill you) You sneeze and stumble, barely missing it but at the same time you step out in front of a moving bus and get hit but not so hard that you die...you become horribly maimed instead.

I wish Diab_low didn't wish he was dead.

*will anyone get the tv show reference I used here? I bet not!

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but you will now pay the same price as you did to diab-low.

I wish that I get to see Sydney from the Sydney Tower... Never had the chance to!

[TornZero]

Granted, but you fall and the massive head trauma leaves you blind, not to mention in a hospital for three years for recovery.

I wish TheFattestSnorlax only required a week to recover from the corruption of his wish.

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Originally Posted by TornZero

Granted, but you fall and the massive head trauma leaves you blind, not to mention in a hospital for three years for recovery.

OBJECTION!

HOW can I fall out of the Sydney Tower? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THAT!

As a result, denied becuase the facts stated by me have overwhelmed you and you decide to suicide.

I wish that members of PC get their facts right.

[TornZero]

Who said you fell out? I simply said you fell and sustained massive head trauma.

Your wish is denied because of the vagueness from my earlier corruption allowing for the ambiguity of one knowing one's facts.

I wish the mentioned corruption and my previous wish was absolute, and Snorlax still only needed a week to recover after the massive head trauma.

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Fell from WHERE, exactly?

That's what I need to know!

Again, your wish is denied...

I wish I didn't make that facepalm.

[diab_low]

HAHAHAHAHA OMG funny as hell lmao

Denied You were forced to by a misunderstanding

I wish PC was as funny as the above

[ShadowExcadrill]

Granted, now all the other forums are boring...

I wish i have a Skyline...

[TornZero]

Ninja'd again! Seriously, this is three times in three days, I'm doin' dang well here.

Anyways, granted. However, since I can't come up with a proper corruption, the world has blown up.

I wish TheFattestSnorlax had four extra arms that were constantly alternating facepalms, double-facepalms and quadruple-facepalms without providing any real benefit aside from the godlike awesomeness of having six arms.