Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Rodriguezjames55]

people laugh at how werid they are
wish for three uncorruptable wishes

[roosterman]

granted but i already chose them for you
1. get hit by a car
2. get hit by a bus
3. get hit by a meteor


i wish i had a robotic skeleton to make me stronger

[AWsquared]

Granted but the structure malfunctions and you start attacking people.

I wish I had a 3DS to buy the upcoming Mystery Dungeon game.

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but gives you a seizure
wish for the ability not to get hurt

[Unknown#]

Granted, but this includes emotional hurt along with physical hurt. Because of losing all sense of pain or sadness, you also lose all sense of joy or happiness. In the end, you are just of shell of what had been a man.

I wish for a shorter response to my wish.

[roosterman]

granted but its boring because of its length

i wish for a better wobbuffet sprite for my avatar

[MidnightShine]

Granted but in the end, you were reported for sprite theft.

I wish Diab_low was back here at PC.

[Hikari10]

Granted but he starts claiming that he is Julian Assange.

I wish that more users called me "male".

[MidnightShine]

Granted but in the end, you get mixed up with your gender & accidentally confirms you're a male.

I wish I had a Japanese username.

[Hikari10]

Denied cos you can't decide which name to use.

I wish that Marriland uploaded more videos.

[MidnightShine]

Granted but they switched topic & made reviews about technology instead.

I wish I could stay up late tonight.

[Altomare]

Sure, you can stay up late....because your neighbor will play rock music at the loudest volume, rendering any attempt at sleep useless.
I wish there were no classes tommorow.

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but you have no life tomorrow (Philippines gets bombed)

[roosterman]

granted but you were in the philippines at the time.

i wish someone would make me a sprite and post it

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but it's not what you wanted.

I wish for a Snorlax plushie.

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, but then the stuffed Snorlax explodes because it was programmed to eat everything in your fridge.

I wish my DS Lite didn't quit working so now I can't play Soul Silver

[Altomare]

Sure, but now you lost your charger. Good luck finding a new one....

I wish I'm better at math.

OFF TOPIC: I just wished that there were no classes.....now there really is no classes (but not because of bombing, only storm)

[Hikari10]

Granted, but you have to go through so many tests.

I wish Umbr30n stopped doing "Oshawott died" pranks on me.

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, but then your Oshawott starts crying because it misses the pranks.

I wish America wasn't such an idiotoc country. (even tho I live here)

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but Australia makes fun of the USA.

I wish I didn't have to download all these games to play them.

[roosterman]

granted but then it became idiotic again because you miss-spelled "idiotic"

i wish i could find a way to make pokeballs so i can capture all the people i don't like

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but then you piss off Stewie Griffin and everyone knows what happens here.

I wish I didn't have to use my PS3 browser for my internet cuz my laptop broke.

[roosterman]

granted but the internet broke

i wish i knew what that last response meant

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, now your officially a retard. Heres your sign

I wish CoD would fall to the ground.

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but Battlefield is on the rise.

I wish I can have a redo button.