Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Ven Bloodia]

Granted but they taste like burnt cardboard.

I wish Liberty City was a place in real life.

[roosterman]

granted, but nobody knows what that is

i wish i knew what it was

[Gerokunz]

Granted, but there's no Liberty City anymore. xD

I wish I'm good at Philippine. xD

[Urugamosu]

Wish granted, though you can only write the language, and cannot speak it.

I wish I had the Wii U.

[Gerokunz]

Granted, but all of your moneys are missing. xD

I wish someone will care about me.

[Urugamosu]

Granted, but you can't talk anymore.

I wish I was a superhero.

[roosterman]

granted, your captain underpants.

i wish the pokedex 3D pro didn't cost so much and wasn't so bad

[Reddo]

Granted, but it has only 2nd generation pokémon in it... that'd be 100...

I wish my vacations were longer...

[roosterman]

granted, they're in prison

i wish for a steak kabob
EDIT: like right now... i'v been waiting for 2 days already

[Blaze42]

Granted, but it's been poisoned.

I wish I had Kingdom Hearts 3D.

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but you thought it was dookey and you sold it.

I wish that evking would get back on... He rarely does.

[Reddo]

Granted, but then he doesn't recognize your Snorlax face.

I wish for one more wish. That's pointless, I know.

[Blaze42]

Granted, but you wasted your wish.

I wish food didn't make me fat.

[roosterman]

granted, it makes you more thin every time you eat until you turn to dust

i wish people would get on more during the holidays, i'm getting lonely

[PokemonMasters]

Granted but your computer broke.

I wish I could Fly :D

[Blaze42]

Granted, but your flying severely damages the enviorment.

I wish the Star Wars prequels didn't exist.

[roosterman]

denied! just denied!

i wish you didn't wish for that

[Reddo]

Granted, but you lost your wish.

I wish for a good night of sleep.

[PiemanFiddy]

Granted! But it only lasts a minute.


I wish I had a Nintendo 3DS...

[Meowing Mewtwo]

Granted, but because you feel so awesome, your heart explodes and you die a horrid death.

I wish I could go into the song Kagerou Days and turn into the girl whenever I wanted, and then leave so I wouldn't have to get hit by trucks with Jin's name on them or skewered by pipes every August 14. I could just mess around with death.

[roosterman]

erm... granted but... uummmmmmm... sorry, i have no idea what that meant so i guess you blew up...

aaanyway, i wish to have a double jump in real life

[Blaze42]

Denied, because physics don't work that way.

I wish physics worked that way.

[PiemanFiddy]

Granted... Now you're floating into outer space.


I wish games weren't so expensive...

[Blaze42]

Granted, but it made them more expensive.

I wish I had a better wish to make.

[PiemanFiddy]

Granted! You wasted your wish though


I wish Tigers weren't an endangered species...