Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted - Page 228

Pokestick, good times. · #**5676** February 16th, 2013, 03:42 PM

Granted, but you soon realise it's not as amazing as you thought it'd be.

I'm gonna wish for some good old fashioned cookies.

TheFattestSnorlax · #**5677** February 16th, 2013, 10:31 PM

Granted, but there's vegemite in it.

I wish that I would become a mod.

Hikari10 · #**5678** February 16th, 2013, 10:45 PM

Granted, but you have to share a job with Hikari.

I wish that Renpuu stopped calling my avatar/sig "creepy old man".

BlazingLink · #**5679** February 17th, 2013, 03:00 AM

Granted, but now he adores him and bothers you for his name/number.

I wish I had $900.

jazzykurl · #**5680** February 17th, 2013, 03:09 AM

Granted, but then you got robbed $500 and then had to pay off a $400 electricity bill.

I wish I was a master of karate~

TheFattestSnorlax · #**5681** February 17th, 2013, 03:19 AM

Granted but somehow you still get kicked in the nuts hard.

I wish that my acne was gone.

jazzykurl · #**5682** February 17th, 2013, 03:58 AM

Granted, but then you got a huge rash on your face

I wish I had a cat~

Pokestick, good times. · #**5683** February 17th, 2013, 10:24 AM

And you had. Eight years ago.

A backrub, please.

SomariFeyWright · #**5684** February 18th, 2013, 05:05 PM

Sure thing.
BRING IN THE JACKHAMMER

I wish Cave Story wasn't a dark game.

Umbr30n · #**5685** February 21st, 2013, 09:02 PM

Granted, but anyone under the age of 350 cannot play it.

I wish for a wish!

BinaryPeaches · #**5686** February 22nd, 2013, 09:46 PM

Granted, but you cannot wish anything that you truly wish for.

I wish for a Dragon.

Element0 · #**5687** February 23rd, 2013, 01:55 AM

Granted, but it burns your house down and flies away.

I wish computers weren't such a pain sometimes.

Gliese · #**5688** February 23rd, 2013, 02:05 AM

Granted, but spammers have it easier using software for hiding and causing trouble.

I wish it was September already.

TheFattestSnorlax · #**5689** February 24th, 2013, 03:00 AM

Granted, you find yourself on September 30th.

I wish that crazy stuff happened in Sydney.

Element0 · #**5690** February 24th, 2013, 03:02 AM

Granted, but it gets too crazy.

I wish for someone to corrupt my wish.

SNOR(es)LAX · #**5691** February 24th, 2013, 03:48 AM

And it was corrupted.

I wish I would get a 3DS for free.

Pepster98 · #**5692** February 24th, 2013, 03:22 PM

Granted. heres your brand new cardboard 3ds...

I wish for a gurlfriend

StinkomanFan · #**5693** February 24th, 2013, 03:26 PM

Granted, but she's UNGODLY clingy and stalks you endlessly

I wish people would stop caring about EV Training

Pepster98 · #**5694** February 24th, 2013, 04:08 PM

Granted. but now everyone obsesses over collecting oran berries... LOOK WHAT YOU DONE @_@

I wish for an unlimited supply of chiken pot pie

Negative-Zero · #**5695** February 24th, 2013, 07:59 PM

Granted, but the chickens are still alive

I wish for the ability to see through walls

Element0 · #**5696** February 24th, 2013, 09:42 PM

Granted, but you can't turn it off and always end walking into walls.

I wish I had more money.

StinkomanFan · #**5697** February 24th, 2013, 09:51 PM

Granted, it's stolen.

I wish I had a Serperior in real life.

ThaTruth · #**5698** February 24th, 2013, 10:31 PM

Granted, it swallows you whole.

I wish I had beef Steak to eat right now.

Pepster98 · #**5699** February 24th, 2013, 10:36 PM

Granted, it wasnt cooked right and now you have worms...

I whish for a big beutiful house

StinkomanFan · #**5700** February 24th, 2013, 10:41 PM

You get it, but it's haunted.

I wish I didn't neglect my family so much.