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Old April 4th, 2009 (10:24 AM).
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Granted. However, it has no Vitamin C and eating the ham gets you so full that you don't eat anything else for a while afterwards. During that time, your body just lacked the amount Vitamin C needed so you get very ill for about 3 weeks. Also, your parents/guardians believe that it was caused by food poisoning so they never let you have Tavern Ham again.

I wish for a stop sign.
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Old April 4th, 2009 (01:02 PM).
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granted. However, on the other side, it says "Kick Me"

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Old April 4th, 2009 (01:09 PM).
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granted, but you make racist jokes and everyone shoots you

i wish i had ev pokemon
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Old April 4th, 2009 (01:23 PM).
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Granted. All of your Pokemon are EVed whether you know it or not, since EVs are gained whenever a Pokemon gains experience. Sure, they're not trained in the right stats, but you didn't wish for that, did you?

I wish for I had an external hard drive.
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Old April 4th, 2009 (01:26 PM).
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granted, but it never works

i wish for my first eevnt pokemon
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Old April 4th, 2009 (01:30 PM).
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Granted. Enjoy your My Pokemon Ranch Combee. Hey, at least it's female.

I wish I had some chocolate.
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Old April 4th, 2009 (01:32 PM).
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granted, but its hot and melts over your new £1000000000000000 shirt

i wish i had a giant half man half chiken squirell
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Old April 4th, 2009 (02:01 PM).
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Granted, but it dies quickly via hybrid inviability

I wish the next poster knew what hybrid inviability meant >.<
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Old April 4th, 2009 (02:08 PM).
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I tried but i failed.
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Old April 4th, 2009 (04:05 PM).
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Granted, but its so perfect that you keep chewing it. You don't even stop when you go to bed. While you sleep, the gum slips down your throat and you choke to death.

I wish for a less morbid sense of humour
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And you get somebody that walks in front of you with rabies and you laugh :/

I wish I could live forever!
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Old April 4th, 2009 (04:43 PM).
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Granted. World's due to end in about a couple billion years. Since you live forever...

I wish I had a permanently bored expression.
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Old April 4th, 2009 (05:08 PM).
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Granted but you got so boring your all alone.
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Old April 5th, 2009 (03:35 PM).
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Granted, but you heal yourself so much that it genetically changes your bone structure.

I wish I could create Pop-Tarts on my head whenever I snap my fingers -snap-.
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granted but the pop tarts taste like turd
i wish the earth imploded and started anew
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Old April 5th, 2009 (03:46 PM).
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Granted. However, it took billions of years for life to form the first time. Another few hundred million for human society to show up. Just when this all happens to the "new" earth, the sun reaches the end of its "life" and the earth is engulfed; no more advanced than we are today.

I wish for a sunflower.
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Old April 5th, 2009 (03:48 PM).
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granted but i stand on it
i wish for a pencil
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Old April 5th, 2009 (04:33 PM).
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Granted, but then it stabs you in your vertebral column, thus paralyzing you for life *runs from all the evil pencils*

I wish I had another hat.
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It has been granted, but it shrunk when you washed it.

I wish for a cup of milk.
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Old April 5th, 2009 (05:30 PM).
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Granted, but it asplodes before you drink it.

I wish gardevoir was real
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Old April 5th, 2009 (05:35 PM).
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Granted. They're all male. I don't exactly see how this is a corruption, but whatever.

I wish that I wasn't so self-centered.
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Old April 5th, 2009 (05:44 PM).
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Granted, but then everyone else turns self-centered.

I wish male gardevoirs don't exist anymore.
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Old April 5th, 2009 (06:01 PM).
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Granted. Since only male Gardevoirs existed, no Gardevoir doesn't exist at all.

I wish for a green helicopter.
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Old April 5th, 2009 (06:08 PM).
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Granted, the green of your helicopter started a riot in southern thailand. Appatently it reminded them of some bad memories >.<

I wish for world peace, and a better tomorrow.
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Granted, but it only lasts till tommorrow and unfortunately you slept in tommorrow.

I wish I could redo my spring break.
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