Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[dream's-epilogue]

Granted. Now they flood your inbox with lame poetry requests. By the time you read this, you will have 5,000 PM's asking for poems about fruit.

I wish that the corruption of this wish would itself be corrupted.

(btw Raichu DO have thumbs, don't they? Four fingers, counting the thumbs, because I know Pikachu have thumbs...some1 got a good pic?)

[Snow Phoenix]

Declined... and by declining it, I have granted your wish.

I wish for an endless paradox....

[dream's-epilogue]

I corrupt your wish, so that it isn't corrupted. Since it isn't corrupted, it CAN'T be corrupted. But since it can't be corrupted, it can't be corrupted to become immune to corruption. Since it isn't immune to corruption, it is, in fact, corrupted so that is isn't corrupted. But this gives it immunity to corruption, so that it can't be corrupted to have said immunity. (Enjoy mulling that over for awhile.)

Having been promptly proven wrong, I instead rescind my previous wish and wish for a PIKACHU (since they DO have thumbs) who plays Smash Brothers with me.

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but this Pikachu was born without thumbs

I wish for Fire and Ice :3

[dream's-epilogue]

Granted. Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat freezes you solid, then Skorpion melts you into a puddle.

Ok, third time's the charm. I wish my Pikachu friend did have thumbs, and neither he nor me will lose or gain anything extranneous as a result of this wish.

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but your Pikachu evolves >.>... (Hmm, and how many thumbs do Raichus have? :P)

I wish for an anagram :3

[Ashbox]

meh...ok but its crap

i wish my internet wasn't down the past 2 months ._.

[Alexithymia~]

it's up but the only website you can go on is a website of paint drying.
I wish I had x-ray eyes!

[Ashbox]

ok....but you can only see through the clothes of old people..... O_O'

i wish for a lawyer

[Alexithymia~]

granted. but he's an idiot. he gets confused and ends up , somehow sending you to jail for a murder.
I wish I wasn't so weak XD

[Ashbox]

ok...but everyone you touch dies....[including yourself]

i wish for pudding

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it's Rice Pudding and I eat it ALL up because I love Rice Pudding :3

I wish for an Acronym :3

[jigglyppuff8]

Already granted. It was something clever too, but I forgot it :3.

I wish this was revived sooner.

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted! It never died so your wish was wasted! (By the way I made that wish just because of that note :3)

I wish for a quarter-pound of steak!

[Ashbox]

ok.....but it has mad cow disease O_O

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. After you eat your pudding, you walk out the door and breath in the fresh air and let it out just because the day's so great. Then that breath deters the path of a nearby butterfly and it gets in the way of a little kid's face. The incident left him with a morbid fear of bugs for the rest of his life. When he went to high school, he failed science since he got squeamish and fainted every time bugs were brought in. Unable to get a proper job, he resorted to working at a fast food joint. Since he had nowhere better to be, he always was the only one on the night shift since no one else wanted it before. One really late night, a man comes in and orders a meal. With this new nourishment, the man finds new revitalization and vows to reach his destination earlier than he initially intended. Once he got there, he accidentally dropped a penny, but paid it no mind since he wanted to take a nap. The penny then found its way into a nearby sewer system. By mere chance, the penny managed to not get filtered out of the water when it was treated. Then the water was sent out to where they were needed. The batch of water contaminated with the penny was sent to the nearby pudding factory. Due to small oversight, the penny managed to find its way into a pack of pudding. Nobody caught it. Then one day, a little girl eating pudding swallowed the penny and was hospitalized for 3 weeks. Her parents filed a lawsuit against the pudding company and won the case, shutting down the factory. This lead others to FDA to question the safety of pudding and pudding production halted and all of it was recalled. No pudding was left anywhere.

I wish for a pony named Honeysparkles!!!

[Exiled~Shadow]

Granted, but Honeysparkles is covered in honey and glitter, so when you sit on her you get stuck to the saddle.

I wish for a brand new toaster!

[kingofjokers]

granted but it doesn't toast poptarts
i wish for waffles

[koopacrazy]

but its poisened
I Wish I Had All Lvl 100 Pokemon

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but it doesn't matter anyway since D/P/Pt wi-fi lets you auto-level to lv. 100 for battles. Shoddybattle says hi too. Also, the game gets boring because all you do is own everything without any effort and that isn't very fun.

I wish that I didn't have to use ice to cool down my water atm.

[Slash Beast ∞]

Granted, but the only move they know is tackle.

I wish for a Ford GT. THAT CAR ROCKS.

[Ochigi]

Granted,but it exploded..

I wish for a poisonous mushroom!

[The Apprentice™]

Granted but then it poisons you.

I wish I have the power to control peoples mind

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, you have to control all of them. ALL OF THEM. ALL 6.4 BILLION.

I wish for a neutron telescope.

[Kindo]

granted but then it explodes
i wish for a perfect life where nothing bad can ever go wrongin anyother way